Author: Meow
FOR MY GOODBYE I MADE A POEM
“Shattered Lights”
The room was dark, he woke up dishevelled. “Where am I?” he asks himself. He looks around. The devil is there. “My son, you have committed crimes and now are in hell.” His eyes widen, “Wait, no! I repent! I’m sorry!” He pleads. The devil scoffs but suddenly Jesus appears. “Hello child, you repented, so you are now allowed into heaven.” The devil gets angry “THATS NOT FAIR! He killed 15 people!”
The guy is crying tears of happiness. “Oh my… Thank you.” He goes into heaven.
This poem is proof that religion isn’t fair. Goodbye all. I’m NEVER coming back again. BTW if anyone knows how to fix my permanent IP ban on REDDIT please reply with how. I’ve appealed multiple times but it appears the moderators are prejudice. I didn’t even do anything wrong.
Anyways you’re all a bunch of fucking retarded cocksucking dipshits whom of which are all faggot dipshit jerkoff fucking morons. Goodbye.
So that’s why you’re here.
You were an asshole on Reddit, just like you are here, got banned, and then needed somewhere to offload your bullshit.
Makes sense now. Welp, so long 🖕
Wait, u srs? Lame.