Author: Family Maker
Cole & OMH — A Love Story
• Age: 18+ ONLY 🔞
• Theme: Emotional, indie, enemies-to-lovers
• No spoilers summary: Two so-called enemies begin to realise their feelings for each other, along with a few other heart-wrenching stories.
• IMDb rating: 9.1
“This story will leave you in tears. It’s clearly made with intention and it’s very emotional.” – Roger Ebert
“Made me cry multiple times. So good!” – Pauline Kael
• ⚠️ This story includes various characters, not just Cole and OMH (Old Mother Hubbard).
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The sun shines bright on a beautiful summery day, and the grass glows green.
Behind a stained window is the sound of a laptop being slammed. “I HATE HIM!!!” Cole yells to himself. He’s referring to OMH.
Then he hears a door knock. He goes to check and it’s… that freak ‘Mimas’! Mimas is a trans person with white hair and brown eyes. “Yo bro, any idea where OMH is?” Mimas asks Cole.
Cole sighs. “Shut up, tranny. Leave me the fuck alone.” He then slaps Mimas. Mimas freezes in shock… it was barely even a slap—more of a tickle, really. But Mimas is a pussy, so he’s never been slapped before. Tears spring to his eyes.
Cole pauses in confusion, “What the fuck are you crying about?” He squints his eyes. Mimas then takes his phone out and dials a number. Cole FREEZES and almost shits himself when he hears an Australian accent… ‘Zed Man’.
Mimas sobs on the phone, “Man, Cole just SLAPPED me! It hurt SO bad! Come over and arrest him!” Cole is frozen in shock. Zed replies, “I don’t give a fuck, retard. Where’s all the women, dude? I’m like, sooo handsome and cool.”
Mimas pauses his crying, surprised at Zeds lack of sympathy. “Wh-what…? You don’t care?!? But you’re a cop!” Mimas stutters out. Zed replies, mumbling slightly, “Ohhh, right… um… yeah, about that.” Then Cole slams the door shut on the face of Mimas.
(Small timeskip to Cole at the park). “Gosh, these people are all tranny faggots.” Cole mumbles to himself like the pathetic idiot that he is. Then… he feels a tap on his shoulder. He jumps slightly and turns around—OMH. No way… Cole immediately stands up. “What the actual FUCK do you want, man?!?” Cole blushes slightly.
OMH sighs and does an infuriating, greasy smirk. “Heh, did you know that my top 30 favo-” Cole PUNCHES him before he can even finish his sentence. Unlike Mimas, OMH gets angry instead of sad. “You’re so obsessed with me.” OMH then kicks Cole. Cole groans pathetically and whimpers. “Ow!”
Cole falls down and OMH crouches down to get in his face. “You’re ugly as shit.” But… they’re both blushing. Cole giggles, “Oh really?” OMHs eyebrows furrow in disgust, “Don’t you EVER giggle at me EVER again, you fucking faggot!”
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The End Of Part 1—Part 2 Will Be Out Soon
• “What will Part 2 include?”
Part 2 will include new characters and possibly less fights, depending on how I’m feeling.
I edged to this
and what the fuck is this blood drops as rating this is absolute shit stars were better or atleast make it heart or something this is super fucking ugly
Quick question which type of tranny am I, porn-addict femboy or victim complex tomboy? I can’t tell 😔
5 stars. Am a bit upset bc I was thinking abt writing fanfic abt them but you beat me to it. I feel happy to be included. Will there be smut in part 2 or is it a slowburn as its an enemies to lovers?
Fuck you Family Maker 🤣🤣🤣. Small correction though:
…Then he hears a door knock. He goes to answer it and standing there is that weird son of a bitch “Meow”.
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OMH’s eyebrows furrow in disgust, “Don’t you EVER giggle at me EVER again, you fucking faggot!”
Cole squints his eyes struggling under the weight of the fat bastard lying on top of him. “Fuck you, you crusty old bastard. And quit sendin that tranny girlfriend of yours around to my place whenever you’ve got a bad case of rhoids.”
Old Mfer takes a swing at Cole that he dodges easy enough and Old Mfer’s fist smacks right into the dirt.
Flat on the ground, he starts kickin and cussin…”Why do you keep sayin that? He’s my boyfriend. Stop calling him my girlfriend just cause your cunt aches for my lists. I swear I’m reportin you to admin! Pwease pwease”
Cole shakes his head and starts walkin off. The whole scene was ridiculous, but at least it confirmed one thing: His review of the Old Mfer had been dead on.
This is actually kinda good. Include me in Part 2.
Ending should include an epic battle where OMH finally gives in and agrees that Old boy is genius and Cole gets pregnant with OMHs baby with some funny one liners abt his cunt aching for real this time
amazing. excited for part 2. post soon don’t make me wait for long
Shshshhshhh. We have had a lovely few days. Lets not put the carpet out just yet.