Author: Old Mother Hubbard
“Old Mother Hubbard’s Top 100 Favorite Films on EUM” list may be on EUM as soon as this weekend!!! I’ve been working diligently on the list for the last 12 hours and I feel that it is refined to the point that I am ready to broadcast the list worldwide!!! It’s a spectacular list! People are so obsessed about my upcoming list that they have been writing short novels about me and I haven’t even put the list up yet!!! Others, who of course remained anonymous, even put me on their list of “EUM Celebrities” at #1. Yeah, it’s kind of weird that these people are going absolutely insane about my lists but what can ya do?
Anywho, keep your eyes peeled for my “Old Mother Hubbard’s Top 100 Favorite Films on EUM” list this upcoming weekend.
Thanks everybody! Have a great short 4 day work week!
FUCK YOU OMH YOU FUCKING SON OF A BITCH!
ANYONE WHO HATES ME FUCKING KYS
IM A COCK ENJOYING WHORE!!!!
FUCK YOU OMH YOU BASTARD!
You have to admit – OMH sure knows how to promote his “Old Mother Hubbard’s Top 100 Favorite Films on EUM” list. There is nary an EUMer that doesn’t know about it. Personally, I’m looking forward to seeing his top 100 list. I’m fascinated to see which movies he thinks are the absolute best on EUM. His other lists so far have been right on the money. I bet this top 100 list is REAL FUCKING GOOD!
OLD MOTHER HUBBARD CUM INSIDE ME
OMH is like a lighting rod on EUM. He always gets the most response on his posts. As of now 110 people have given a star rating. Whether they voted 1 star or 5 stars, all of these people will be watching when he puts up his top 100 movie list.
42 comments lol guess who’s winning
wow im such a moron fucker who likes to take 3 cocks up my ass !!!!!
Seeing these comments has given me the impression that most of them were either made by OMH or by someone who wants to paint OMH as a total narcissist.
People are going crazy about your lists. Someone is writing a book about the experience and others are just completely losing their shit about your lists. This is the most excitement there has ever been on the EUM website. It looks like you have achieved world wide celebrity status!
Dude – I just saw your other lists and they are fucking AWESOME! I can’t wait to see your top 100. This is so fucking cool!!
Thanks for everyone’s feedback. It has been an absolutely wonderful experience to watch every single movie all the way through on EUM and be able to make these incredible lists that I am so proud of. It really means the world to me.
Thank you
OMH – I just want to thank you for all your great lists and reviews. You’ve been a life saver to me. You are so well known and popular on EUM that apparently some one is writing a book about you. I saw his post and it must have taken him about an hour or so to write it. That’s when you know that you have truly made an impact on someone’s life. Keep up the good work and I look forward to seeing your epic top 100 list. You’re the best!
Cole’s losing his shit big time. He knows your top 100 list will be spectacular just like all your other lists. Cole is having a major meltdown. His shit fit makes him a prime candidate for the psych ward at the looney bin.
Since OMH list announcement fucking flopped I think this may be relevant for the poor man.
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Thanks for putting your lists on here. I’ve been a big fan of yours ever since your “Memories of Murder” review. I watched the movie after I read your review and you were right on the money. I didn’t like that movie either.
It looks like Cole is really losing his shit over OMH’s top 100 list. He’s gone berserk!
nobody cares you sick fuck. got that 2.1 rating from your friends isn’t it bc no sane person is giving you a high rating. deserves 0★ but you’ve got some retarded friends
Your lists are awesome. I’m so glad that you will put up your top 100!
…for the top 100 list.
This is why the internet was invented. Massive if true.
My body is READY for these rankings 🙏
Well done people. It is very clear that OMH is a cunt and has shown himself to be a cunt. However I doubt this will change him. He will always be a cunt.
rate this down fuckers
the samefagging/self praise is so fucking real jesus christ cole rip him a new one
This guy is literally the owner of this site! This is such GOOD news!
I can’t wait!!!
Oh my gosh! This is awesome news, I can’t wait! I’m insanely excited!
This man is literally changing the game again 🔥🔥🔥
Damn – I wish he’d give us a hint.
I guess we will have to wait and see this weekend.
I’d like to know what your top 5 favorite movies are too.
FANTASTIC!!!!! Any hints on what your top 5 movies are?
That’s GREAT news! I’m looking forward to it.
Awesome! Your lists are always so good, I’m excited!
Excellent! I can’t wait to see the list. Thanks for doing this. Your lists are very helpful.