OMH Headcannon

Author: OMH Historian

Name: Prolly James, Robert (Bob), Michael, John, David, William, Richard, Thomas, Charles, and Joseph.

Age: Mid 60s aka REALLY fucking old.

Nationality: American (ofc….) probably Texas

Race: A mix of White and Mexican

Weight: Probably 400 – 500 pounds. He leeches off his wife’s money and orders door dash for himself 24/7.

Daily Routine: Eats his nasty leftovers while browsing porn, EUM and film review sites so he can steal them and claim it as his own. Hardly showers and his clothes smell a mix of BO, Semen, Mildew and Perfume which brings me to the next part… OMH goes out drinking approx 6pm every night. After a long day of calling Meow a poopy stinky head, he sprays himself with some of his wifes perfume along with popping on a party city wig, his wife’s lipstick and cheap eyeliner.

Sabrina is now out to hunt..

He roams the streets with a bottle in his hand, eventually finding his boytoy Tyrone and his gang of thugs who consensually gangrape him. He spends the rest of the night in the woods with a bad case of spermatorrhoea.. Rinse and Repeat 7 days a week.

His personality IRL as OMH and not as “Sabrina”: A miserable man-child that constantly berates his wife for not doing what he says, gaslighting her when she suspects he’s a cumdump during the night. Hates children. Constantly yells at them for disrupting his angry messages to Meow and praising himself in his own comments. Has the same kind of vibe as Susan Lorincz a woman who got mad at the local kids a lot, eventually shooting her neighbour and Boogie2988 a fat lolcow that cries at everything. In general just a fucking twat of a human being.

In conclusion I have nothing else to say but FUCK YOU OMH