My Parasocial Feelings For Meow

Author: larpmaster

I’ve hardly ever left any comments on here at all, but I have been harbouring parasocial feelings towards Meow since I started lurking the comment sections. I would get on all fours if she needed a chair. I would happily let her beat me up to blow off steam. I would let her call me racial, homophobic and misogynistic slurs. I would let her dissect my body and consume my flesh and organs if she so desired. Is there any hope for me

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brutha
brutha
June 27, 2026 7:50 am

brother what the fuck?

Cole
Cole
June 26, 2026 12:19 pm

How pathetic are you Meow?

Meow
Meow
June 26, 2026 10:51 am

I appreciate your love towards me. Of course there’s hope. However I never call anyone slurs (I’ve called some people faggots but I’m kinda gay) so I wouldn’t call you a racist slur.