Author: Joyce
Meow goes to my school and she is in my Social Studies class. You can always tell when Meow is getting close to the classroom. The desks start shaking and that putrid smell starts to permeate through the air. She smells like a combination of BO, egg farts, piss and perfume. The stench is enough to make you fucking gag.
The whole class can’t stand her because of the smell. The teacher always picks on her and makes her read passages from the Social Studies book we are reading in front of the class. When she finishes reading the class always gives her a mock cheer as the teacher smirks and says “OK, that’s enough.” The teacher hates her guts too.
Sometimes I feel sorry for her because she is so fat, stupid and ugly but it is myself and my classmates that have to put up with her ungodly stink. On her birthday all the students in the class gave her wrapped gifts. When she opened them she was totally bummed out. The gifts consisted of soap, deodorant, laundry soap, Stridex Medicated Acne Pads and several books about dieting.
There is no doubt that Meow is the biggest fucking douche bag in the school.
I have gotten into Meow’s head 24/7 ever since I hurt its little feelings. Meow has become my number one fan. Look at all the long essays and fan letters it writes about me and how it keeps using my name to have conversations with itself. I am so touched, I actually masturbated 10 minutes ago. Meow really cant stop thinking about me. It’s a shame I cant return the feelings because I’m not into parasocial losers, but I appreciate all the love nonetheless.
I know both Joyce and Billy-Joe Bob and they are not bullshitting at all. That fat fuck Meow smells so fucking bad you wouldn’t believe it and she is such a douche bag.
I can confirm that everything Joyce said is true. I go to the same school. No one can stand Meow. All the kids try to get to the cafeteria and eat before Meow gets there because as soon as she shows up she grosses everyone out. It’s not just because of the gross stink. She brings a compact mirror with her and picks her zits in the cafeteria. The table she sits at usually has white puss on it after she leaves. She’s also got a big wart on the side of her face. If they had a picture next to the word “sweathog” in the dictionary it would be a picture of Meow. She’s got these flaring nostrils that make her look like a rhinoceros. She is the biggest douche bag in the school by far.