Author: chad thundercock
Chapter 5- My Seasonal Romance
Today was the day. It was my wedding day! I’m over the moon, this is guaranteed to be the best day of my life. I put on my wedding dress which consisted of long sleeves, a dreamy, silhouette fabric and luxe embellishments. I put on my pearl-like heels, they looked out of this world on my slim feet. I looked like a gorgeous, hot, sexy, scrumptious babe. I looked like those beautiful models in the magazines except, I was better. I sprayed warm, vanilla sugar perfume all over me to smell rich, succulent and plump.
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I was so ready. I knew the exact attire for this occasion. I chose a midnight blue, threaded, embroidered, velvet tuxedo suit. The song “Happier” by Bastille and Marshmello played in my head. I was so joyful, this is the day I’ve been waiting for. I looked in the mirror, I couldn’t recognize myself. Once I was known as the kid who was an ugly baldie with a big chin. Now, I’m getting married to a treasure who sees my worth. Nothing can go wrong..
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Narrator’s pov
The wedding began. The couple so dearly in love walked through the aisle. The beautiful celestial girl walked by Santa Claus. I was so jealous, she’s dazzling. Everyone couldn’t take their eyes off her. The priest stood, ready to pronounce the couple married. He went over the vows and the couple agreed.
“I pronounce you married!” The priest cried out. He seemed to be moved by the beauty of the girl as his eyes stared at her in awe.
As the couple was about to kiss….
“WAIT!!!!!” The screech let out, it sounded like nails being scratched against a board.
Everybody paused, including the couple.
“SANTA!!! YOU CHEATER, YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID!! YOU KISSED ME LAST NIGHT, WE HAD SEX. YOU PUT YOUR MASSIVE CANDY CANE INSIDE ME. YOU SHOWED ME YOUR CHOCOLATE CHIP NIPPLES. YOU CON ARTIST!!!” An elf who worked with Santa Claus, explained thoroughly the details of their dirty, hot time.
Tears streamed down the beautiful girl’s face.
We need to talk about the government – those fuckers mad my wrists ache on purpose so I could spend my money on ibuprofen that is actually made to brainwash us !!!
yes i love gooning with santa but his dihh is too small!!!!!! i like my boys BIGGGGG like cal from zero day dih oh yes!
Santa, how could you…
Hey OMH – I’ve actually been to Edinburgh (where you live currently) before. How would you enjoy a visit from me? Get ready cause Ima beat your puny ass up and lick your blood off my shoe.
OMH is super rich – he used to be a rock star
Ha – ha – ha – ha – ha-ha-ha-ha- – ha – ha
He’s travelled all over the world and is really super smart-art
Ha – ha – ha – ha – ha-ha-ha-ha- – ha – ha
They call OMH Fag Paton not a man that plays the guitar but a man that plucks mens cocks on a daily basis whilst his wife drinks herself to death, struggling to pay rent and send her kids to College. The music that is made comes from the many moans of African American men at sleazy motels all around America. Some people have reported it always happens at 12am on the dot..
Holy shit that’s scandalous I never want this story to have an ending
The elf is Admin.
Write Admin x Elon Musk please
NOOOO this must be a misunderstanding… what’s going on D:
Write more this is so peak.
Stick to the other thread Meow. Don’t fuck up this post with your movie requests.