Author: chad thundercock
Chapter 4- A Wreath Of Love
I saw Santa in Spencers today, while I was shopping for a new vibrator. It was the day after our first date! I was a little reticent about seeing him as the date was, well, was quite strange. I so badly wanted to feel his lips against mine again. His lips were like a dried, withered desert. I was ready to go home and soak my body in a bath of warm, toasty water until someone grabbed me by the hips. It was Santa! I was packing my backpack, no one was there other than him and me. He grabbed me by my soft, sleek hair and our lips conjoined. It seems all we ever do is kiss but I can’t resist the urge. Things started getting a bit sultry and before we knew it, we were only in our undergarments. However, Santa seemed to be pensive as if he was planning to make a move of some sort. Suddenly, he dropped to his knees. His mouth opened, no words came out.
“Will……” He forgetfully prod the words out.
He said my name.. and the question was asked.
“Will you marry me? Since the day I first met you, I have fallen in love with you. Your existence is so piquant to me. Your eyes, they’re so magnificent and alluring. You’re everything I have ever wanted. Please, I ask you to consider this question.” He spoke with voice cracks interrupting every so often.
I was… shocked. I had no words for what I had just heard. I had no words to answer but my heart did. I knew he was the man of my dreams, the man I want to spend the rest of my life with. With only little to no thought, I answered.
“Yes” I was exhilarated. Tears filled my eyes, I was so happy.
this version is edited, to fit the sites rules and also i guess the current timeline of my life since i actually wrote this masterpiece over 6 years ago
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Lousy movie, laughable acting, amateur production.
6 votes – 3 stars – 103 comments – HA HA Meow you fucking jerkoff.
“Ketchup on Waffles 2024” The plot may be bare bones but this film doesn’t really need to be anything more than what it is.
Ketchup on Waffles is a chaotic, relentless film. That acting is what truly stands out to me. The lead performance is so evil, commanding, and wildly unpredictable. To me, that is the most terrifying type of villain. The way the film is shot is so anxiety-inducing and is constantly moving. This goes well with the chaotic lead performance and the overall nature of the film. I do wish there was more film here. Regardless, great film. 10/10
Ketchup On Waffles, 2024. I’d had this movie on my watchlist for so long and now that I’ve finally watched it… luckily it didn’t disappoint me. The debut feature of John Theissen Jr. Is a perfect mix of “August Underground,” “Hate Crime,” “Funny Games,” and a hint of “A Clockwork Orange” for its rawness, home-invasion chaos, and performative violence. It’s not usual for me to use so many references, but despite having seen so many movies in one, the director does an amazing job of not presenting them as simple copies or recreations. “Ketchup on Waffles” has its own identity. And if you think pineapples on pizza is a wild combination, ketchup on waffles sounds even more disgusting. But food tastes aside, and with its ironic and catchy title, “Ketchup on Waffles” is not really a movie about food, even if it is mostly located inside an American diner. It follows three masked psychotic guys terrorising customers late on a Friday… just for fun. A place of comfort where everyday normality feels familiar, until it slowly becomes a space of intrusive chaos and senseless violence, making the audience feel like there is no real safe place. Safe spaces turn into places where anything can happen. Most of the violent acts are shot off-screen. We don’t really see much, but we definitely feel the tension and brutality, mixed with an effective dark humour that keeps you hooked from beginning to end. Despite the low budget, the movie doesn’t suffer from it,… Read more »
I saw Ketchup on Waffles too. Sorry Meow but that movie really sucks ass. A wise sage is totally right. It’s pure fucking garbage.
Ketchup on waffles is a fucking joke. It’s one of the worst movies I’ve ever seen. Amateur production, laughable acting, idiotic script and a lousy musical score. Rank amateur garbage. 0.025 stars.
Hello everyone, I’m a stupid & annoying loser. I love sniffing ass. Does anyone want to sniff mine? I make sure I do lots of squats for it to be extra tight. I can also be a really great cuck.
your story chad thundercock is great btw ignore the drama and scitzoposting!
Hey sage – fuck you
Ketchup on Waffles has a really good production team – but the clothing designer was specifically clearly the best!
I really love the movie “Ketchup on Waffles 2024”. The movie is so disturbing, but good. Everything about it is just… wow. Like, wow.
But most importantly? The movie had one REALLY good helper that helped make the movie. One of the persons who helped the production of the movie really fuckin’ nailed it.
Fun fact about me: I’m a stupid and idiotic pussy faggot.
Ketchup on waffles – an awesome and well made movie by amazing people
Little asshole Meow is triggered big time. Hey Meow – Can you define the words “little asshole?”
Really wish I could see “Ketchup On Waffles 2024” for free online. Sigh, if only someone could add it here.
Fay 1 of asking to Admin add “Ketchup On Waffles 2024” it’s an awsorm movie hahaha I just watched it! Add it ADMIN YOU LITTLE BITCH!!!
props to admin for triggering this retard Meow just like everybody does
Notice how Admin started using “–” in his comments only after he noticed I use it? Hmmmm
Hey OP – I’m a hugeeeeeeee faggot pussy idiot loser noob hahahahhahahahahahaha
OP, sorry to fuck up your post but since everyone’s talking about unrelated bullshit – last few weeks have been excessively weird. Apart from feeling extremely demotivated – the World Cup was one thing I felt like like looking forward to – there’s been a whole load of strange shit happening. And this weekend’s been the worst. The internet is extremely dodgy and I can’t upload a single movie to the servers. It wasn’t many, just a couple, but the connection just breaks midway. I tried mobile data and anytime I try a video or even zip file, it simply stops. I went outside and even that got fucked up even when I experimented with non-EUM stuff. I actually for a bit thought I was losing my mind and imagining the whole shit. Even considered the possibility that I was a playable character in a kind of simulation where I could affect things and my demotivational phase was puncturing my simulated reality.
is meow homophobic? im a male homosexual not offended by the word faggot at all in fact i love calling myself a fag and my friends i wonder if she truly dislikes the gays? i personally love my homo men, lesbians and bisexuals but i am highly transphobic and it should just us 3. thoughts queen of eum? any new laws you would like to introduce to our community?
what do you put in this vase? excuse me whats wrong with your face? what does stuff actually smell like? how long you gonna feel like that for!
There’s a certain person on here that gets VERY triggered by me – hey, maybe it’s Admin… probably not though. They seem super annoyed just by my aura and it’s hilarious.
If your wondering of I’m talking about you – I probably am, hahah, you fucking jerkoff
Listen up you stupid little assholes and listen very, very carefully because I’m only going to say this once. The doomsday clock is ticking once again. We’re looking at a major shutdown that could last many months. You fucking jerkoffs better say so long to your little asshole friends before it’s too late. Don’t cry too hard about it you fucking douche bags. If you feel that I’m talking directly to you please leave an angry comment so I can laugh right in your fucking stupid face. HA HA you fucking jerkoffs. Buh-bye.
listen to meow and singlewhitefemale – the government is really fucked and we need to do something
LISTEN TO ME AND SINGELWHITEFEMALE SOMETHING VERY BAD IS DEFINITELY GONNA HAPPEN I THINK IF I GO SOMEWHERE THE CIA WILL SHOOT ME OR GET ME STABBED OR SOMETHING DUDE WE ALL GOTTA DO SOMETHING THE GOVERNMENT IS FUCKED.
I FOUNF OUT TOK MUCH ABOUT THE GOVERNMENT AND BEYOND AND NOW IM FUCKED. FUCKFUCKFUCK THEY FINNA PUT ME IN ONE OF THEIR EXPERIMENTS!!!!!!!!
Meow gets talked about on EUM everyday. She’s the most popular subject on EUM because of her great movie reviews and lists. Jealous little assholes like Cole try to roast her but it backfires every time and just makes Cole look even more like a jealous little raging fucking faggot. You know it – I know it.
If you mention Meow in the title of your post you would have got a shit load of people wanting to read it.
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what a happy ending !!
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If you mention OMH in the title of your post you would have got a shit load of people wanting to read it.