Author: Meow
OMH is David Paton. He completely gave himself away in his latest comment.
So here’s my proof.
OMH: “Since you folks at EUM are so curious about me I figure that I’ll tell you a little bit about my background.
I used to be the bassist in a well known band in the 70’s. We had 3 hit singles, all of which you have heard numerous times. My future wife was our manager’s sister. You don’t go from pizza delivery boy to superstardom – you need a money man. Our manager was super well off and he came from a really wealthy family. He believed in our band and sunk a lot of cash in to getting us in to the press and on the radio. Our manager and I became really close friends and he introduced me to his sister, who I fell in love with and eventually married. Since then I have performed on stage and in the studio with several well known musicians. Due to an injury I was unable to perform as a musician any longer. I do work in music production but it’s more or less just a hobby now. Several well know musicians still pop by my house to hang out and say hello. My wife is still somewhat active in managing bands and whatnot but for the most part we are both free to go on vacations, watch thousands of movies and pretty much do whatever we want to do.” 2nd comment: “My gorgeous and rich wife loves me. She does everything for me. I have a part time job in my family’s business but I do it because I like the job, not because I need the job. My wife and I are well off and that gives me the freedom to pursue my interests in films, music and other things. I’ve never copy and pasted anything from chatgpt (never even been there) or IMBD (my reviews are better than any reviews I’ve read on IMBD). I understand why you are super jealous of me. Most people have to have jobs they hate and work for peanuts. I don’t. My wife’s family owns a multi-million dollar corporation and, as part of the family, I get compensated for just being married to my gorgeous wife who I cherish. I don’t worry about bills, high gas and grocery prices or taxes. Money is not a problem. That’s why I had the free time to watch every movie on EUM in 6 months. My family are supportive in whatever I wish to do.”
And his name (OMH) makes even more sense now. “Old Mother Hubbard / Went to the cupboard / To fetch her poor dog a bone…”—was first printed in London in 1805. David was born around the time that would’ve made this ryhme a part of his childhood.
Now about his comments… it all lines up with David Patons life. After Pilot disbanded in 1977, Paton became a highly sought-after studio and touring bassist, performing with massive names like Elton John, Kate Bush, The Alan Parsons Project, and Camel. Later in life, he suffered a severe wrist/hand injury that prevented him from playing bass at a professional level, shifting his musical focus strictly to production and recording at his home studio as a hobby. In 1973, Pilot signed a management deal with Nick Heath and Tim Heath. They were the sons of the incredibly wealthy British big band leader, Ted Heath. Nick Heath used his capital to heavily promote the band to the British press and radio stations. David Paton became close friends with Nick and was introduced to his sister, Moira Heath, whom Paton fell in love with and married.
So do with this what you will… OMH you’ve been completely exposed. Big day for EUM
An iconic day in EUM history — all thanks to Meow! Love ya Meow 💋❤️ xxx
I gooned so hard to Cole my cock fell off
Most iconic day in EUM history all thanks to Meow
This post has legs. Wanna know why? You mentioned OMH. OMH is the most popular person on EUM. Meow is just trying to get attention for herself by talking about OMH.
Let this be a lesson for everyone on EUM. All you have to do is mention Meow and you’ll get a shit load of attention. It’s because Meow is super famous on EUM and IRL.
MMMH! I love big fat black cocks! I also have interesting kinks. Who wants to hear?
Let this be a lesson for everyone on EUM. All you have to do is mention OMH and you’ll get a shit load of attention. It’s because OMH is super famous on EUM and IRL.
OMH is a celebrity on EUM – OMH is a celebrity IRL. Makes sense.
It’s a big day for EUM, folks, all the drama is happening
Poor little ol’ ONH – but hey atleast your daddy Cole is back to fuck ya in the arse – a shame he was probably at a gay bar cheating on ya with admin
I knew that OMH had to be a famous musician or actor. He’s a very interesting person. Everyone on EUM talks about him all the time.
🤣🤣🤣 I disappear for a bit and come back to find this clown trying to reinvent himself as an oldschool rocker. Had to google that band to find they played “faggot rock”. Makes sense. The list gimmick got him laughed out of here instead of making him the EUM celebrity he clearly dreamed of becoming, so now he’s onto the next cosplay. Rock musician apparently. Funny how this new larp lines up with someone who’s probably pushing sixty and desperately trying to relive the glory years he never actually had. Getting old doesn’t magically make you a musician. It just makes you an old guy playing dressup. By his own admission he worked the door at a pub. And he spends half his time whining about nepo babies like Metallica, acting as if the only thing standing between him and superstardom was a lack of rich parents or industry connections. It’s always someone else’s fault. But in this fantasy, he actually did find that rich connection 🤣 Sure, he knows a fair bit about old movies and ancient music, which is enough to fool the odd gullible tranny into buying the fantasy. But the bass player act? Give me a break. This is the same 🤡 who managed to talk about Eddie Van Halen while confusing the fretboard with the neck of a guitar. That’s not the kind of mistake someone who actually plays makes. That’s the kind of mistake made by someone whose sausage fingers grabbed his first bass… Read more »
Nah OMH is a CUNT and Paton is reasonably well liked.
Even though Cole is a gay faggot, we still want him to roast the fuck outta OMH. Meow did an amazing job at being a detective.
OMH if I were you I’d be shitting myself – a bunch of complete freaks now know who ya are you Scottish twat.
Meow said she was Scottish didn’t she? Imagine Meow and OMH meeting IRL LMFAOOOOOOOO. Two Scottish twats. Wonder which of em would win a fisty fight.
I remember when I wrote that song “Magic” on Blackford Hill in Edinburgh. My wife said she had “never seen a daybreak” which inspired the song.
OMH is a really interesting person. It figures that he is a famous musician.
The video of me on Top Of The Pops performing “Magic” has got a shit load of hits today. I make money every time someone listens to that song while I sit here fucking around on the internet. I was quite handsome when I was a youngster back in 1974. Notice that the guitarist and I didn’t plug in our instruments.
It’s over David pack ur bags
Oh – ho – ho It’s magic you know
Never believe it’s not so
It’s magic you know
Never believe it’s not so
I won’t confirm or deny. All I will tell you is that “Magic” (1978) is my favorite Anthony Hopkins film. Never believe it’s not so?
I NEVER GET ATTENTION AND ADMIN HATES ME WAA WAA I JUST WANT ALL THE ATTENTION ON THIS WEBSITE BECAUSE IM FAT, UGLY AND SMELL BAD
Where the fuck is Cole
Say what ya want about Meow but man she really does keep this site alive… even more so than Admin
YO EVERYONE! I’ma MASSIVE faggot
Everybody is talking about OMH. OMH has been the real talk of EUM for a long time. Nobody can stop thinking about the greatest of EUM of all time, especially since I became the catalyst for the great OMH’s User Lists page. I even have users impersonating me and promoting my lists ironically with their mindless posts. Ah well, that’s the price for being a celebrity.
Meow’s detective work paid off well done although you’re still annoying as fuck
OMH sure went quiet after this… uh oh spaghetti o
This is bombshell news! Big day for EUM indeed. Great detective work.
Old Elderly Mother Fucker is lying to us he’s not rich he’s actually divorced, living on welfare and an alcoholic in California. He never did anything with his life making him the old, bitter raisen he is today and all he does all day is collect porn on his computer (57GBS so far) and larp about a life he wish he has or had.