Author: jestersemester
Necrophilia should only occur if you stumble across a body. If they die at your hands, you’re just an asshole. But if you just find them, it’s like a meet-cute. Go to Costco and buy a coffin. And grab a chicken bake and a double chunk chocolate cookie while you’re at it. And then prop them up in your closet and you have secured your life partner (what’re they gonna do, leave?)
But murder isn’t cool yo. You can’t force fate. Randomly find a body, it’s fair game. You necrofeelin me?
(For legal reasons don’t steal bodies or do necrophilia it’s bad!!!)
Funny how Admin hates and despises me but is perfectly ok with comments like these.