Author: Tinashe Shady Facts
Okay so this is what I imagine you guys look like, most of these will be comparisons to people ngl
Meow – I imagine she looks like Amelia Moore
Momo – I imagine she’s Jirai Kei idk why
Old Mother Hubbard – David Paton. Even if OMH isn’t David, they’d still look alike
Tinashe Shady Facts – They look like a mix of Adriana Lima, Aphrodite, Beyoncé, Megan Fox, Zayn, Brad Pitt, Tinashe and Paul Newman
Admin – fele martínez as the guy in thesis but more idk older and filmbro-y
Wes – the lead singer of garbage. Idk why
Mimas – Bella Kay.
I have a post coming out about OMH… just you wait OMH <3
I read this and think who the fuck are these people. I am so out of touch with zoomer thunk.
I’m surprisingly a basic girly! I’ve always wanted to dress cute like Jirai Kei or Himekaji though but I’m too shy… :}
Meow looks like a goddess with big boobs. I’m so mad I can’t fondle her titties.
Why the fuck didn’t you allow my post Admin?
OMH is fucking in love with me. He’s so obsessed with me it’s insane. Funniest part is he chickened out of showing me this “awesome” insult he had cooked up LMFAO.
i didnt know who that was so i looked her up and i dont look like her at all 😭. I dont typically compare myself to other people when it comes to my appearance but three unrelated people have told me i look like winona ryder, which in recent memory is the most frequent comparison ive gotten. I do find winona pretty but i think we just have dark hair and are both pale.
I have been told i look like ramona flowers the most but im not counting that bc people say that to every girl with a slightly different style.
If i had to choose Id say Shelley Duvall, Emily Perkins and Emma Watson.
I don’t really look like her at all
OMH is gonna cry because Admwin didn’t allow his post. Awwwwwww. What a poor little manchild.
I think Admin sounds like /AFuzzyMuffin he’s a Reddit moderator, just type him up on YouTube and you will find his voice. And I think Admin is white. OMH definitely looks like David even if he ain’t him. As for the others probably just your average Gen Z
LMFAOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ADMIN DIDNT POST YOUR POST OMH YOU LITTE SHITSTAIN!!!! IS SOMEONE MWAD?!? AWWWWIE!!!!!! NO WORRIES SWEETCHEAKS JUST GO SUCK SOME MORE DICK OKAY!!!!! WE ALL KNOW THAT CALMS YOU DOWN LMAAOAOOAIAOAOAOAOIAOAOAOOO
I’ve been told I look like Marilyn Monroe, Sadie Sink and Natalie Portman. I have super long thick hair and gorgeous blue eyes with clear skin. I really take care of myself with meticulous care. If I could have sex with myself, I’d do it in a heartbeat.
Hey Meow you fucking asshole – Spam on “The Retard Page” where you belong you fucking jerkoff. Die you fucking cunt.
Couple of them could’ve been merged, don’t you think?