Author: Old Mother Hubbard
It is beyond obvious that OMH is the most talked about celebrity on EUM. “Random Lists and Reviews” pages sprout out of nowhere because of OMH’s inspirational lists and reviews. Everyday someone writes an essay on their thoughts about OMH and try to disguise it as written by a “hater” but all these posts are made because they absolutely love OMH or else why would they spend so much time writing them.
OMH’s reviews are eons ahead of any other “reviewers” on EUM. There is a reason for that. It is because OMH has watched every movie on EUM and he is super knowledgeable about all the films on this website. OMH has seen every movie on EUM, at least 50% of them he’s seen twice and some of them he has seen more than 10 times. OMH never needs to use AI because he ACTUALLY watched every movie on EUM, unlike some pretenders who claim to.
Anywho, it’s another total victory for OMH every day. He is the most controversial, talked about figure on this website and everyone who visits this website will remember OMH for the rest of their lives because of his incredible movie reviews and lists. This is a 5 star post because it is so truthful and accurate.
OMH wishes he was the myth and legend but hes actually a man way past his sell by date sitting in a dirty apartment in fishnets trying to get over his BBC addiction
More like the upsurge of your dick when you see Al Pacino in tights from Cruising.
So what’s the plans for the coming weekend. Sabrina?
FAGGOT
Admin. If this thread is approved by you does that mean it was written by someone who has OMH email address (like Meow) or can you 100% guarantee it was the real cunt.
Nah. I genuinely hate the cunt. If he was doxxed I would been sending pizza, manure, concrete and a plod party van to his house at all hours of the day.
Why d’you talk about yourself in the 3rd person you mentally retarded idiot? Are you the father of Mimas? It would make hella sense if your retard genes flow through that idiot