Author: Family Maker
WARNING: don’t read whilst eating or if you have a fear of fat, insecure, jealous, unemployed, annoying losers
“Heh, that will definitely make Meow cry her eyes out.”
A slow pan zooms further away from an energy drink to reveal a very disgusting room full of tissues everywhere and messy clothes stained with cum and god only knows what else. Then it zooms into the gaming chair where you can see the clear fat rolls of a man in his late 50s spilling out of the chair.
The view changes and you can now make out his appearance. He’s balding and has at least 10 pimples with pus oozing out of them on his face and 50 more on his body, along with one noticeable tattoo that reads: ‘BBC SLAVE’.
He snorts, grunts, burps, farts, and coughs every few seconds. To his side is a list of all the movies he’s watched.
His greasy, fat, disgusting fingers type away on his virus-riddled laptop, to type the message: ‘I have a wife and a job’, with a disgusting, slimy smirk on his gross, vomit-inducing appearance.
Suddenly, a shout is heard: “HUBBA! Get your ass down here, now! We NEED to talk.”
He sighs loudly, “MUM, I’m busy for fucks sake.”
His mum yells back, “IT’S SERIOUS YOU FAT, LAZY SLOB!”
He sighs loudly, slamming his table and accidentally knocking yet another energy drink over, but he panics when he notices it almost spills onto his precious laptop, he whimpers like a loser, “MY PRECIOUS!” And immediately takes the laptop away, setting it on his slimy bed.
He storms downstairs, smelling like a mixture of uncleaned balls, shit, sewers, piss, cum, vomit, and unresolved jealousy. “WHAT? What is it mother?” He asks in annoyance, sounding faintly like Eric Cartman.
She sighs and involuntarily screws her nose up the second he shows up, “Ugh- Jesus… listen, you need to move out or something. Get a job! You’re stinking up the house and you keep talking about some random person named ‘Meow’! Look, if this is the same situation as that guy Cole, ILL FUCKING KICK YOU OUT.”
OMH instinctively flinched at the mention of both Meow and Cole. He stutters, “I- don’t compare Meow to Cole! You know I have a raging hard-on for both of them… b-but Cole actually felt the same way about me! Meow just hates me!” He tries to sound tough but his insecurity is painfully obvious.
His mother rolls her eyes, clearly just baffled at how she could give birth to such a creature. “Oh for Christ sake… you constantly whine and bitch about Meow. Ain’t nobody would like you apart from a faggot. Cole was a faggot, so it makes sense.”
OMH gets teary, “FUCK YOU MUM!” He cries and tries to run back to his room but pathetically stumbles over his fat rolls. When he finally gets to his room, he puts on a Japanese gore-porn film to try and distract himself, but he can’t stop thinking about Meow.
Meanwhile, Meow, a beautiful, kind, smart, absolute divine goddess sits peacefully on a throne inside of her rich home, petting her amazing cat and smirking as she imagines OMH crying about her. Her beautiful, thick, long hair gracefully cascades down her back, a stark contrast to the disgusting barely-there hairs left on his head. The only struggle she deals with is being so perfect and unique.
The scene ends with the pathetic crying from OMH.
As you can see the little prions have started copying me immediately after I started a new movement. That’s the way of life folks Meow is awesome. You all want to copy me.
OMH big mad after this post EL-O-EL
Meow is super pissed off because she knows the “Nubba” moniker is going to stick. From now on whenever anyone thinks about that triggered cry baby Meow they will think about her nickname “Nubba.” Grow up Nubba you fat tub of shit.
OMH and Zed should have a fight in sure a big strong masculine Australian man could take down this pathetic balding fat weasel American hog
Meow is really crashing out hard since the Nubba post became so popular.
It’s so bad that now Meow’s default insult is to just copy what someone else wrote??
Pathetic..
When that mystery movie dropping Admin my vagina is quivering
Triggered immature cry babies shouldn’t be on movie websites that were intended for adults. You all sound like a bunch of little assholes. Grow up you fucking douche bags.
Hi I’m Momo and today we’re going to play Dark Souls with no armor + poop walking
You see the world completely different compared to people with lower IOs. That’s because your brain processes information faster. Personality traits and the past of the person influence on how strong this can be, but I deeply think that’s somewhat innate to youserlf. Emotional intelligences play an important role in here as well. I happened to score pretty high in most of them. That leads to understand way better humanity, the planet, existence, fields of interest, and whatever you might want to pick up next since everything follows patterns. Talking from my experience (+ seeing other relating in the chat), I do agree: I also think in systems. Everything is connected in one way or another. You just don’t see patterns. Most patterns were “always” there, but I can pretty easily recognise them quite fast even if the pattern was related to a different field, different topic, and different intention. The structure might be the same/similar and in a different order no matter the shape it has. That feels automatic to do (not just acting in the situation, but identifying where you have seen it before and why it’s the same or similar). Because all of these, I can pretty easily put in other’s shoes most of the time (I have to know them a bit if getting deeper “analysis” of people). It’s easy to tell how they feel, in which modular box they fit (most days I just see clichés of peopl……), their intentions, and many other behaviours. I’m… Read more »
50s? It is established mid to late 60s or older.
However why no branding with energy drinks. I was a long time ago addicted to Red-Bull but now I am addicetd to Monster and currently trying to remove my love of pink for a more teal version. Between those addictions and basically since childhood Coca Cola.
OMH=Pepsi
MEOW=Irn-Bru
COLE=Two effervescent vit-C tablets
ADMIN=Obscure crap with CBD in it.
I’m ngl yall genuinely act like kids
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Chapter Two of “Nubba & The Pimple Cream Caper” will be available very soon. The first chapter was a huge success.
Turns out you’re not actually a jerk off and very smart. You exposed me Meow, you win.
5 stars. It’s clear this post is favourited by everyone.