Author: Jelena
The downfall of OMH honestly belongs in a fucking textbook for universities. I’m not kidding. Somebody should study this man because watching someone go from acting like the supreme authority on movies to getting clowned by literally everyone has been one of the funniest train wrecks I’ve ever seen.
Like imagine getting dunked on by Meow. MEOW. The tranny everyone here treats like a garbage bin. And somehow OMH still managed to come out looking worse. That takes talent babe. That’s not just losing. That’s getting dressed up, walking onto the battlefield, handing your enemy a weapon, and asking him to please shoot you in the head 😁😁😁
Cole started exposing him, but OMH basically helped dig his own grave. He was out there throwing dirt on himself.
And then the fantasy life started. First he was this rich guy living in some fancy apartment with a beautiful wife who apparently did everything while he sat there being important and watching movies all day on EUM. Then suddenly he’s a legendary 70s musician. Oh please. Now he’s got rockstar friends, industry people coming over, everyone hanging out at his house eating fried eggs like it’s some lost episode of Hell’s Kitchen. Honey, pick a fucking lane.
At this point the only identity left is “tortured genius filmmaker” who watches movies all day because he’s working on his masterpiece. Except, oh wait, he did that too. Of course he did. And naturally he’s friends with directors whose movies are on EUM. Because apparently everyone in Hollywood knows this guy.
Honestly? My guess is he’s just some retired bum sitting at home watching movies all day getting up only when it’s time to collect his stamps. And you know what? Maybe we finally did it. Maybe the OMH circus has finally packed up and left town.
Now we just have to deal with the next desperate audition – Mimas, the tryhard who’s waiting in the wings. OMFG I’d have loved to pull those pigtails every day in the girl’s rooms and slap her pathetic face and make her cry. It gets me warm and tingly down below whenever I think of it 😁😁😏😏
He’s so done lol better leave OMH everyone hates you !!
🤣🤣🤣 This fucking guy.
Loved reading it.
Admin has more reviews than Old Mother Hubbard. Have any of you realised that yet? Admin places a “review” and description under EVERY single movie on here. OMH can say whatever he wants but he hasn’t reviewed EVERY movie on here. So OMH constantly cries and whines about having the most reviews but little does he know…
“Somebody should study this man?” Everyone on EUM (about 3 or 4 people tops) studies every word I say and they constantly talk about me all the time. “Random Lists and Reviews” pages come to life because of me. People write stupid shit posts like this just so they can try to get some traction for their own personal gain. All of you study me everyday. Downfall? More like total success. Everyone is too afraid to write reviews or movies list because of me. That’s why they write stupid shit like “My 10 favorite Drinks” or “Best Times For a Shower.” You guys are the ones that are the fucking clowns.
I can’t stand Asian cinema. The acting is almost universally shit. Every now and then Asians get lucky and make a good film but the majority of Asian films on EUM rank from weak to piss poor. There are 11 Asian films that are pretty good to really good on EUM. See my world famous and critically acclaimed “Old Mother Hubbard’s Top 10 Favorite Asian Films on EUM” list. It’s a solid list overall.
Downfall? He was never liked on here even Admin, despite a few theories some people have, just barely seemed to tolerate OMH
Many of us never considered him as supreme anything but a cunt. It was years ago when he said he did not like all asian films and even before that his reviews were worse than time-out londons. As the lists are still dedicated to him I would say he has not been forgotten yet and Admin is too much of a tootsie to rectify that.
Yeah OMH has pissed off lately. Not complaining though god he was annoying
im not a frequent poster i just like to watch stuff, just found out about these forums today. commenting because i think i might know who OMH is in real life, and he may not be making any of that stuff up but just recently got divorced. did he ever mention what state he’s in?
Oops wrong email
Would’ve given this 5 stars if not for the slandering of me