Swallowing Semen

Author: grunge

So bro, I’m one of those people who routinely swallows their own semen because I’m too lazy to clean up after jerking off — cumming in my underwear feels uncomfortable and potentially unhygienic. I also do this the day before sex with a partner as a quality control measure; if it doesn’t taste good, I won’t give the green light for cumming in the mouth.
On taste:
It depends on what I’ve been eating and drinking, and my overall condition. This week has been the worst-tasting week in history — slightly sour with a fishy hint like fresh fish, because I’ve been eating like garbage.
When my diet is on point and my body is in good shape — clean eating, fruits, no coffee/cigarettes/alcohol — the taste upon first entering the mouth is:
Bitter and slightly sharp like arabica coffee, not medicine (effect of semen’s alkaline pH — this is a good indicator; semen should not be acidic)
A hint of sweetness
Slightly savory
A mild distinctive aroma somewhat resembling pandan leaves, spinach, or bleach
How to “farm” it:
The most optimal method to avoid the disgust reflex is by incorporating prostate massage. This prolongs the orgasm, so by the time the disgust kicks in, the semen has already been swallowed. Do this when you’re close to finishing (reasons explained at the end).
Don’t stroke the penis — just hold the base or the tip (thumb on the frenulum) and aim toward your mouth while opening wide
Insert a lubricated middle finger slowly into a cleaned anus, directed toward the navel with a “come here” motion. Key point: your anus must not be tense (clenching — the motion you use to hold in a bowel movement — will hurt). Stay relaxed and massage the prostate until orgasm. Don’t be too aggressive.
After ejaculation this way, the experience is noticeably different: the orgasm is far more intense, and semen flows like a faucet while the penis isn’t being stroked, making it fairly easy to aim into your mouth from that position. A useful trick for accuracy: taste the pre-cum first and use it as a reference point so you don’t miss.
The reason to only do this when you’re close to finishing: if you start too early, it’ll take forever if you’re not already “wired” for it, and if you’re not used to it (even I’ve experienced this), you’ll get a headache when you return to a normal position.
An alternative method is the edging ruined orgasm technique:
Stroke until almost finishing, then stop. Repeat several times.
Stroke until climax, but release your hand at the moment of ejaculation.
Collect the semen in a container, then drink it immediately while continuing to masturbate so your mind stays focused on the pleasurable sensation.
With this second method, ejaculation occurs without orgasm, so the arousal lingers mentally.