Author: Theorist
Hey everyone, I’ve decided I want to do a psychoanalysis of each EUM celebrity. I’m gonna do a short summary and then let you lot decide which one I should do a full serious analysis of next.
• Cole: Closet gay, fragile/toxic masculinity, possibly autistic.
— Does he have trauma? IMO yes, it’s very likely that he does. I’m getting emotional neglect and possibly physical abuse vibes. Maybe an absent mother or father?
• OMH: An older dude that’s obsessed with movies, immature, uses multiple aliases, leeches off his wife.
— Does he have trauma? This is a tricky one. He probably has some trauma that’s pretty common, but I don’t think that’s what makes him what he is today.
• Meow: Probably young, slightly immature, possibly bipolar (not the actual disorder though, just symptoms), attention seeking, narcissistic.
— Does she have trauma? Almost certainly yes. This one is more obvious; emotional abuse or neglect.
one of the posters is a celebrity who used to dwell in his luxurious como lake’s house until he was caught with one of the minors he used to hook up with
curious what I would get
If somebody were to track down OMH, Cole and Meow and make a human centipede out of them, who would be the front piece, the middle piece and the end piece?
Personally I think it should be: OMH – Cole – Meow.
I may be lonely but I choose it. I’ve had people jerk off to me and tell me. It’s a weird compliment, but telling. I’ve also had people ask me out and I always say no. Peace is so much better. Had multiple people be obsessed with me, one being an annoying ass fucking Christian. Gosh they were annoying as fuck. I ghosted each of them because their obsession with me always got way too much.
I don’t give a fuck if you think I’m stupid or friendless. But I certainly am not ugly. I cum to my mirror. I get wet when I see myself. So fuck all of you. I fucking jerk off to myself.
And no, I’m not Theorist or Family Maker. Look at Family Makers old stories. They always shit on me. Even if I was Family Maker, why the fuck would I make myself superior? Wouldn’t that just make it obvious.
Anyone who dislikes me should FUCKING EAT SHIT AND KILL THEMSELVES.
You can tell that Cole is a closeted homosexual because he becomes enraged when anyone says anything about it. That is why people constantly fuck with him because he takes the rage bait whenever someone exposes that he is a LGBTQ gay pride faggot.
Your analysis seems pretty close. It’s obvious that Cole is a closeted homosexual with a fragile ego. OMH seems to be immature for his age and apparently does leech off his rich wife while watching movies all day. Meow appears to be a lonely junior high school girl who is fat, ugly and stupid with no friends. All 3 of them have problems but Cole seems to be the most fucked up. It’s kind of sad.
Tried to reassure you earlier that I’d totally hook up with you if you shook your tranny ass sexily for 5 years in our cell. But looks like you’re still sore about it, Meow.
And when exactly did you lose the nerve to post under your own name? Is it the downvotes you’re afraid of? Is that why we’re gettin “Family Maker,” “Theorist,” and the female incel?
I was gonna give this one a 3, but I’m docking a point for lack of courage. I kinda miss the old Meow who wasn’t afraid to rank me as the No. 1 dipshit around here.
But here’s the good news…
Do I think you’re creative a lotta the time? 💯 Just not much here.
So quit hidin behind aliases and be the man you were born to be 😂
Who knows? I might even take a fancy to you 😏
Give it another go sweets.