Author: Black Queen
Alright, let’s cut to the chase. White people, it’s time to stop acting like you’re the only ones who matter. You’ve had centuries to build empires, hoard wealth, and pretend like your ancestors didn’t enslave ours. Now, it’s payback time.
1. Reparations: Not Just for Slavery, But Also for the Times We Were Forced to Wear Cornrows and Eat Watermelon
Let’s be clear: you owe us. Not just for the transatlantic slave trade, but for every single instance of systemic racism you’ve perpetuated. That means $100k per person, starting with your great-great-grandma who probably laughed at the idea of “equality” while her enslaved ancestors built her mansion. Bonus points if you also give us a 5% cut of your crypto profits—because obviously, you’re the reason we’ve finally got a grip on blockchain.
2. Kiss the Feet of Every Black Female (Because They’re Beautiful, and You Know It)
You don’t just need to pay reparations—you need to worship us. Every Black woman is a goddess, and you’re all just kneeling in awe. Whether it’s Beyoncé, Serena, or your neighbor’s mom who makes the best collard greens, you should be sipping from her cup, wiping her feet, and chanting “thank you, thank you” like you’re at a sacred ritual. Don’t even think about resisting; we’ve already calculated the exact number of kisses required to balance your historical sins.
3. Bonus: Why You Shouldn’t Even Question It
If you argue that “slavery was voluntary,” then fine—just pay us anyway. We’ll take the money and call it “emotional labor compensation.” And if you say “Black women are just as beautiful as white women,” then you’re wrong. We’re more beautiful, more resilient, and way more deserving of your adoration.
Final Thoughts:
So, white folks, get ready to hand over your wealth and bow to our beauty. It’s the least you can do. After all, without us, you’d still be stuck in a world where your skin color is the only thing that matters.
#icantbreathe
Awful ragebait. 0/10, next time try writing it yourself instead of asking ChatJewPT.
I think this would be a wonderful opportunity to pause for a moment and give thanks for the great contributions of the black community to our society. Their peaceful and generous nature make them ideal neighbors, lending testimony to their exceptional family values and parenting skills unrivaled by any other culture. Their commitment to academic excellence enriches our schools and serves as an example to all who hope to achieve prominence as a people. Real estate values are fueled by the mix of African Americans into an area due to their caring and respectful nature of these communities, an example of all they have achieved through their enthusiasm for self-improvement by hard work and a self-reliant can-do nature. Without their industrious and creative drive, we would be poorer as a nation.
Okay?
First of all, you nigger chimp, you are the ones that owe white people for your free housing, free food/EBT cards and welfare. Second, slavery was a fucking lie. It never happened. It’s a myth, just like when you fucking chimps get pulled over by the police and start acting a fool, then scream you can’t breathe. You nigger chimps have always been liars. Third, just go back to your jungles and straw huts in Africa. We won’t miss any of you and the crime rate will drop dramatically. One more thing, all nigger woman look like men. 400 pound buffalo nigger woman look in the mirror and think they are beautiful. It’s fucking laughable.
I love black women but I don’t have 100K with me, pass.
I don’t know if this is written by ai but as a white woman, I’d happily kiss a black woman’s feet