Nubba & The Pimple Cream Caper

Author: Old Mother Hubbard

A short story…

“Tub O Lard Nubba & The Pimple Cream Caper” by Old Mother Hubbard

Chapter One:

It was a cold and wintery day. At the junior high school cafeteria sat a large, smelly, fat tub of shit that all the students knew all too well. It was Nubba AKA Meow, the smelly fat shit who all the kids hated. Nubba would often get 4 large plates of food from the buffet table and gross out all the kids in the cafeteria with her grunting and snorting while she woofed down pounds of spaghetti, meat loaf, chicken parm and whatever else she could lay her fat hands on. She’d often have spaghetti sauce or mash potato gravy all over her gross pimple covered face and clothes. Often times she would suddenly get up and charge like a wild buffalo to the toilet mid lunch to take a massive shit. She is so uncouth that she never flushed the toilet so other students could she just how big of a shit came out of her massive ass.

One day douche bag Nubba/ Meow was looking at her gross face in the mirror, thinking that she was gorgeous. She decided then and there to get some Stridex pimple cream to try to control the abundance of white head zits on her face, that would often pop open while she was eating. Since she never had any money because A) She spent her allowance on food to stuff her face and
B) because no one would hire her because she was so morbidly obese and ugly, she deducted that the only way she would be able to obtain the pimple cream was to steal it. She charged in to the Walgreen like a fucking rhinoceros, grunting and snorting like a wild animal, and made a B-line for the pimple cream. What happened next is almost beyond belief!

Stay tuned for Chapter Two coming soon.