Normal EUM Users

Author: Chad Warden

AKA the most mentally stable and the users who deserve more attention

Momo – Kind and gentle likes to join in with conversations, good energy all round.

Mimas – Littile more snarky but chill as hell likes to give her opinions on things without getting too rowdy or angry. Interesting takes on a lot of things IMO.

shitflinger – Lurks and watches EUM quietly whilst chugging a bottle of Gambina. Doesn’t post much but seems very chill also maybe a based Suomi.

Admin – Unironically one of the most self aware mentally put together people here. He has some interesting quirky troll techniques but he knows what hes doing and he just sits back and chuckles at the chaos. He is so cute >.<

Me – Heh yeah thats right <3

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Angel
Angel
August 14, 2026 8:08 pm

agreed + it’s so wild to me how much drama there is on a movie streaming website. like just watch the movies. what exactly is the point of trying to be the main character of EUM

aleenananananan
aleenananananan
August 6, 2026 4:31 pm

And me

Jelena
Jelena
August 6, 2026 1:54 pm

Mimas is normal. That is true. A fucking normie who lives a regular life and thinks visiting EUM makes her edgy. But she’d never cross the line beyond snorting powdered sugar in her small Balkan town with her donkey fucking fellow savages and thinking they did coke and then rushing here to post about it like everyone should now think of her as nothing but a gutter rat. FUCK YOU DIRTY WHORE. Go live your normie life and I hope your cat gets shot next, just like your ugly dog. DIE BITCH.

Mimas
Mimas
August 5, 2026 8:52 pm

Honoured to be considered one of the few sane members, a pleasant surprise. 🫶🫶🫶

Momo
Momo
August 5, 2026 5:35 pm

me mentioned?! thank you.. :’3 I just wanna have fun heree

and i think you’re awesome too Chad Warden, heh.. >:]

chad thundercock
chad thundercock
August 5, 2026 4:43 pm

meow is super pissed off
ha – ha – ha – ha – ha – ha
that makes me laugh-half
ha – ha – ha – ha – ha – ha
Admin won’t fix the typo
ha – ha – ha – ha – ha – ha
’cause meow is a jerkoff
ha – ha – ha – ha – ha – ha

f
f
August 5, 2026 4:41 pm

Where’s Meow