Author: Clara
Four years in Edinburgh and I never once spoke to a Scottish person.
I’m Norwegian. Live in Norway now. Went to the University of Edinburgh from nineteen to twenty-two. Graduated two years ago. I’m twenty-four.
I lived there. Walked those streets every day. Sat in lectures. Shared kitchens. Stood in queues for coffee. Went to parties in flats that smelled like wet socks and cheap vodka. And in all that time I never once properly met a Scot.
Everyone was English. Or from somewhere else entirely. Lecturers, flatmates, the people next to me in the library, the ones who talked too loud in the Meadows. All of them from somewhere that wasn’t Scotland. I kept waiting for it to happen. Some guy with the accent, some girl who’d grown up ten minutes away. It never did.
I used to think maybe I was just unlucky. Or that the Scottish students all stayed in their own groups and I never found the door. But after a while it stopped feeling like bad luck and started feeling like the place itself was quietly empty of the people who were supposed to be from there.
I left. Came home. Still think about it sometimes when I’m walking around my own city and hear people speaking the language I grew up with. How strange it was to live inside a country and somehow miss every single person who actually belonged to it.
Trash post TRASH POST
Meow is my boo!
Boohoo meow
LET MEOW UPLOAD YOU FAGGOT!!!!!!!!
Someone last night was chasing me, so I ran up a few hills. They had a bike and a torch, I only had my phone torch. I ran, but didn’t use my torch because I did not want to expose my location to them. I could not make their appearance out, except from the fact they were wearing all black clothing, just like me. I had to climb up a short wall made of rocks. I knew it was risky, but I didn’t want to risk being caught by them. So I decided to climb up, and I managed it well enough. Then, whilst walking, I tripped on a branch and fell, my thigh and elbow immediately hurting. It was a sharp, stinging pain, a pain I’m not really used to. I stayed quiet, but my hands were shaking because it was so painful. However, I knew they were close. So I got up, and hid behind a tree. Hiding behind a tree is all I really could’ve done in a forest at such a late time. I’ve been chased before, but this was a serious chase. I got an adrenaline boost and had ran pretty far, even managing to run faster than them on a bike, and then I ran up a hill as fast as I could. I stayed behind the tree for a while. I could hear noises all around me, and I even heard them shouting on me a few times. It all felt straight out… Read more »
Wait I just realised did Admin ban Meows main email why their pic aint showing anymore? LMFAO absolutely gutted for you babes
So I’m just banned forever?
I think Meow might be right about the October curse something has felt really off recently.. also the stuff with Cass and Audacity leaving it can’t be a coincidence WTF IS GOING ON??
:::NEWS:::UPDATE::: The loony man who got himself killed by a tiger in yorkshire was an actual loon called William Chapman. Young with mental-health issues. He can been seen sitting on his bed with a crossbow, bible and some pink cleaning fluid. The standard pose for someone who will eventually do something newsworthy.
So sick of Meow holy shit
G E T U P O N Y O U R G O O D F O O T
Bitch. PS Luna Snow is a skank bitch that takes 5 cocks at once
UPLOAD MY POSTS
A highly anticipated event will happen tomorrow and sleep is completely elusive. Of course my imposter syndrome is nearing peak acuity at the exact moment of my being invited into a circumstance beyond my wildest dreams. I don’t know how I’ll be able to keep my cool. Will probably just try to disappear into a corner.
The real situation is that the person I’ve been..interested in..will be a guest. I know for a fact our interactions will be watched. It feels like a lot of time has passed since last time. Really must keep in mind that this person is just a very particular kind of autist or whatever, not actually intimidating at all. Probably would be wise to just remember to try to be happy and forget about everything but that isn’t realistic at all is it. The levels of anxiety are way too much tonight but tomorrow is a new day ??
Someone trying to pretend to be me and get me punished again for ‘spamming’ in the comments…🙂🤣
Meow’s triggered cunt aches hard.
Mental health check on Admin 🙏
MEOW GET ME PREGNANT IM SUCH A LOSER OMFG !
Meow is so smart, wow. She did a course for computing, photography, mathematics, AND sociology? What an absolute reincarnation of Einstein. She is so intelligent, I’m jealous! However, I’m so proud of her. OMH could NEVER. I even heard Meow sustained a brutal punch to the face and Meow didn’t cry. Nope. She took like a real strong human. Stay mad, jealous insecure little morons.
OMG admin tell me when you’ll uPload my posts you snot infested greasy booger I have a great idea on what to post u little rat SMH
Btw, I do computing courses classes♥️
Triggered cry babies shouldn’t be on movie sites made for adults.
Creative Writing gonna die and become a slop fest now that Audacity and Cass are gone smh and it was starting to get interesting here. Clara, Miamas, Hikikomoricide, Lyre PLEASE stop lurking and post again before Meow turns this place into a mental hospital ward
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OMG WHO LET A BIT WET EGGY FART UP MY NOSE WHILE I WAS SLEEPING LAST NIGHT I KINDA LOVED IT OMG 😍😍😍😍
Meow’s triggered cunt aches.
OMH IS A TARD
Does Meow’s frail little triggered pussy hurt today? Awwwwwwww
Meow is ripe today. What a triggered jerk off.
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Look at these gross comments by OMH and Tamir. Meow is far superior. OMH is a pussy and left for two months because he’s so scared of Meow. Why is he beefing with someone younger than his balding fatass?
Better than what you’d probably see in America.
Hey Admin – see if you can get the full video of the numb nuts who went in to the tiger’s sanctuary at Yorkshire Wildlife Park.
Meow is obviously triggered hard because OMH is so much better that she/he is at writing reviews. Meow gets terrible scores on her reviews. Meow’s reviews are amateur hour dogshit reviews that no one bothers to read.
So for the last couple years, I ‘ve have only rlly been masturbating to cuck and hotwife porn. Dunno how it started but here were are. I wouldn’t however say I’m addicted cuz I only masturbate 2-3 times a weeks but the only thing that gets me is cuck stuff so that’s all I watch nowadays I am so anxious and insecure 24×7, and it’s completely fucking with my sleep and day to day. It ‘s gotten to the stage where any time she wears something slightly tight/revealing or says a dirty joke or even in passing mentions something regarding her exes or past, my dumb brain immediately thinks that she is gonna cheat on me, or she’s dressing hot to get other men’s attention, or that she did filthy things with her exes, or that she’s secretly trying to insinuate sexual shit she did with her previous bfs. In all honesty she is a sweet girl who has a good heart, none of her actions indicate she ‘d cheat or is looking for men to look at her. It ‘s just my brain being weird. I know this is a ME problem but idk how to deal with this alone, which is why I ‘m here asking if anyone else has had similar experiences? why is this fear/worry/anxiety even happening? Did getting off porn help in this scenario? It’s honestly very painful — the last couple days I cannot even look at my girl without my brain automatically thinking… Read more »
I’m an addict: BBC, Hotwife, Cuck Porn I flat out need help. I am addicted to porn. It has gotten out of control, not like I watch it all day everyday. But it’s every time I get the horny urge I submit to it instantly, I figure better to rub one out to a few videos quick than let it fester in my mind. It’s making me weak and I’m worried it will bleed into the rest of my life. It started with vanilla porn as a young teenager. Now as a 67 year old, I no long watch just plain porn. It always ends with hot wife, cuckold, BBC, threesome, gangbang. I had always been into “sluts” but now I’m married and I could never in a million years imagine my wife in these scenarios. It’s unrealistic and I wouldn’t want that. I’ve begun to look at women differently, instead of their face I look at their breasts or butt first. Sometimes I even have trouble keeping eye contact if I think I can catch some cleavage. While I would never be unfaithful, sometimes I want to go get a nude massage, or visit a strip club. Just for a little real life action where “I didn’t do anything wrong” I find I get the urge anytime I’m bored or stressed or avoiding the emotions of life. Often times on long solo car drives I’ll pull over and rub one out in a gas station. I’d rather do that… Read more »
My GOD!! – if only you all could see the size of the crabs crawling out of my loose cunt!
Imma open a damn restaurant with these bastards (that’s my business I keep telling you all about)
UPLOAD MEOWS POSTS OR ILL KIDNAP YOU AND DRAW YOUR BLOOD (venipuncture) and DRINK IT!!! NOW!
Well on the few occasions I have been to Scotland I did meet real scottish people. However the last time I visited was in 2000 so thats 26 years ago when you were not even a twinkle in your parents eyes.
Seems they’re all homeschooled? And don’t proceed beyond that?