Narcissists

Author: Meow

Why tf are narcissists so obsessed with me? VERY SINGLE PERSON WHO’S OBSESSED WITH ME HAS ALMOST ALWAYS BEEN A GODDAMN NARCISSIST!

I’m pretty sure one, maybe two, of my family members are sociopaths. One of them is diagnosed with bipolar or something along those lines. One in particular brags about the animals they hurt when they were younger, they’re loud and extroverted, they’re smart enough to have gotten a masters degree but they fucked up their career by drinking too much. Apparently they even once set up a trap with their friends in their youth for a person to walk into, and a dude did that. Apparently they just watched. The dude lived. Or that’s what I know. One of my family members has killed people, but they’re nicer, and I’m their favourite so I don’t less about their morals.

I don’t know why. But when people meet me, they get REALLY obsessed. It’s been a thing even when I was younger. At 6-10 years old I had a best friend who became EXTREMELY obsessed with me to the point I had to stop being friends with her. They weren’t really narcissistic but you get my point about people being obsessed with me. They’d constantly call me and want to be with me 24/7.

So I can almost always spot a narcissist.

And another friend when I was around 11-12, this person would BITE me on affectionate way because they were so obsessed with me.

But let’s talk about the WORST ones.

I’m going to use fake names. Their real names are cringe asf.

– Melon
Melon was someone I had met at 10 at some bullshit place (I didn’t even remember them LOL but they remembered me) and a few years later at 13 or 14 they contacted me and we became friends and then started dating pretty quickly. This person was SOOOOOO insanely obsessed with me holy hell. They’d send me cringey pics like photos of their body and would talk to me TWENTY FOUR FUCKING SEVEN!!! If I slept, they’d SPAM MY DMS. So eventually I decided to stay over at their place for a few months, and JESUS CHRIST THEY WERE ANNOYING AS SHIT. They’d be with me every single second. They’d say that if I ever left them they’d shoot themselves with their dad’s gun. Being a little naive, I actually kinda believed this for a bit. But tbh, I was losing my romantic interest. I honestly just liked the feeling of having someone so obsessed with me and needing me that badly, but it was also super annoying, understandably. This person was most definitely a narcissist, yeah they were only 14, but it was very obvious (their social media just happened to pop up on my feed and out of curiosity I check, and they seem okay-ish now but you tell they’re arrogant). I firmly believe had I grown up to still be dating this twat it would’ve gone VERY wrong. I ghosted them twice. First time I got back to them a few days later. Then the second time I did it for real. They either were a narcissist or had BPD.

– Orange
Orange was someone I met when I was 18. Orange was far more cringe but also had a very weird aura. To be honest Orange kinda seemed like the type of person to end up on the news one day. Orange would ask me what positions are my favs for cuddling. At first I thought this person is just a slightly odd person. We started dating and for a few weeks I guess it was alright. Orange was one of the horniest mfs and it was kinda annoying. But then they started showing me their narcissism. They wanted to know EVERYTHING about me and were so obsessed with me. One time I was sleeping and caught them just watching me. Like, wow! This relationship only went on for a few months unlike Melon whose went on for almost a year (OOF). Yeah, Orange doesn’t really stick out that much to me when I think of my past ex’s and partners tbh. They’d always ask me if they’re my type. ALWAYSSSS. Orange is boring lol and they’d probably get angry if they saw me say that!

– Mango
I can’t believe I almost forgot about this MF. Honestly, they weren’t even that bad. But they were definitely obsessed with me. Mango was kinda immature. They sent me photos of them standing on their kitchen counter with a balaclava with a peace sign. I think you get what kind of person they are. Kinda. But to be honest we had the most fun. We said stupid shit always, and would have a lot of fun. We’d explore a lot of abandoned buildings and once came across a squatter. This goofus was the type to talk about how much they wanted to protect me. They were definitely obsessed with me. But eventually we kinda just went our ways. I blocked and ghosted the last two but for Mango it’s just one of those unfortunate events where you slowly forget about eachother.

– Strawberry
The WORST… now should I even go into all of it? Right off the bat I could tell this person had a very wrong vibe. But we saw eachother so much that eventually we got pretty close. I always got this off aura around him but brushed it off. In the relationship, it only took a few days for Strawberry to (hey OMH if you’re reading this fuck you) become utterly obsessed with me. In fact, I think they were always obsessed with. I’d always catch them staring at me and they even once stole my stuff. The relationship just let them open up those feelings. This person would genuinely need to be with me 24/7. They’d follow me everywhere and when we slept together they’d say my name in their sleep. They’d constantly take my stuff as if treasuring it and this isn’t a bad thing but they’re give me SO much money! Ugh anyways I CBA writing more but let’s just say I ghosted that person too.

As you can see all three or four of these people are very similar. I clearly attract a certain type.

– OMH
This balding insecure fat old 69 year old is so obsessed with me. He even makes POSTS about me. I know the little attention BBC whore is reading this and suck at reading comprehension and has a shitty attention span so what’s even the point in writing more and giving this little asshole more attention?

Anyways that’s all. There is more I absolutely could write and more people who’ve been obsessed with me but I need to go goon- I mean play Marvel Rovals!!! Stay mad OMH!!!