My Prostate

Author: Old Mother Fucker

Just now I was having some gay impulses and I let them get the best of me. I went and sat on the toilet and tried spitting on my finger, reaching around behind me, and sticking it in my ass. After one finger, I added another, then a third. I was sliding 3 fingers in sort of a triangle shape in and out of my ass. It didn’t really feel like anything except like I needed to shit, so I tried adjusting the angle. Then I found a spot that felt different. Better. I assume this was my prostate. As I slide my fingers past this point applying pressure to it for a few minutes, it happened. I came, and it wasn’t just a normal orgasm either, it felt a lot stronger. It was like a full body thing and I got chills. I came basically a gallon into the toilet.

Now I feel like a pathetic faggot. Am I actually gay or bisexual or something? I feel tired and depressed now. What should I do?