Author: Hamburglar Supreme
My favorite food is a juicy double beef patty, slid between two warm buns.
Mayo, lettuce, tomato, bacon, a fried egg and melty American cheese.
I could eat these for breakfast, lunch and dinner everyday day of my life.
The grease really lubes my intestines and clears out my poop chute.
The gas is horrendous, but I like my scent, and it keeps people away from me, which is how I prefer to live my life.
If I’m feeling a little adventurous, I’ll add jalapeños and some fresh scallions and crushed peppercorn.
The patties are always best if using nothing leaner than 80 / 20 ground beef, more fat the better (nothing worse than a dry patty)
If I have the time, I always prefer to grill on charcoal, but since I have a fucking job, this isn’t always practical.
The romaine, tomatos, scallions, jalapeños I grow myself in my garden.
My next step / dream would be to get a few cows to raise myself and some chickens and pigs too.
Let me know your favorite burger. I’ve come across a few good ones in restaurants. One is made with Kobe beef (Kobe truffle burger) – this fucker melts in your mouth; insanity. The other one I found is a joint that actually makes stuffed burger patties – French fries, Mac n’ Cheese, Chili – you name it, they’ll encase it in ground beef and throw that fucking rock on the griddle and serve it up.
Favorite fast food burger: Five Guys
And no one cared. Not even this person.