Author: Mama's boy
my fall into obscurity AKA how to escape hell and get away with it
Before your ineviteble descent into the flames just as the ancient greeks place instead of a coin gunpowder under your tongue, it’s not very tasty but neccesary. When you are finally banished into hell by God for your sins find rocks and retrieve the gunpowder you have or atleast should have under your tongue (this should work in all the circles of hell, i’ve only ever been to lust and envy tho so idk). Using the stones and gunpowder together should create a lethal explosion, apparently you can’t die twice so you should be back on earth right before whatever killed you happens. Make sure to try this out before God or someone from his asshole HR team patches it
Same shit happened to my buddy Satan after he got cast out of heaven. Fell for nine days an’ all, then the dude starts mining rocks to build the demonic city of Pandemonium?? Aight, sure fella. Whatever floats your boat. Don’t think he tried the whole explosion bit, though, someone might have to clue him in on that.
Is this true?