Author: Theorist
Graduated College with degree in computer science but the job market being ass left him with a work from home coding job.
Probably studies hacking and has his entire life but more out of interest and his own safety, nothing illegal cus he has morals
Didnt fall for NFTs but used them to trolled a little and made fake ones to make bitcoin bros mauld
Straight but sometimes finds guys cute
Creates code for companies as a side job to fund EUM
Wants to hack Meow just to scare her off EUM has no interest in doing anything else malicious
Big fan of plaid shirts and jackets
Fall is his favourite season and loves Halloween
Would suck penis just to try it out but likely not to get anything out of it
Big fan of the Evil Dead original trilogy
Has a really weird and embarrassing favourite movie of all time he wont share with anybody probably Lilo and Stitch
Gayest thing hes ever done was touch penises with another guy during his fraternity bro era
Not a big fan of AI but likes to experiment with AI models in his free time
Not mocking you btw Admin just a bit of fun 👉🏽👈🏽
Meow loves COD she plays Zombies with the bros all the time with a bag of Doritos on her fatass lap whilst sippin on promethazine cant put down the cup cant put down the cup cant put down the cup cant put down the cup cant put down the cup cant put down the cup cant put down the cup
Oh Meow you are so sweet NOT!!!!!!!!!! You are a succubus from hell !!!!!!!!!!!!! Miss I’m average for my height as a woman brunette uhhh o.k………… ginger……….. think its time to calm down fire crotch LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL NANA NYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Meow a woman? Nope
Meow mentally stable? NOPE
Meow friendless? No everyone hates her company but they cant leave cus of her manipulation
Meow on drugs or an alcoholic? Surprisingly no
Meows biggest fear? People ignoring her or getting no valdiation from others
Meow poor as fuck? Yeah lives in a council house
Meow has a job? Probably a power hungry manager
Meow, Meow my sweet Meow when are you gonna give it up?????? Get on that therapy waiting list kitten >UwU< We all know you love playing COD and vaping all day GIIIIIIIIIIIVVVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPP MAAAAAAAAAAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Praying u never birth kids HOLY SMOKES imagine a mini Meow NAA NAA remember to take your Riddalin xoxoxo
NANA NYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Your stomach isn’t “bad” because some invisible force decided to ruin its perfect equilibrium; no, there is a very logical, almost mechanical reason behind this chaos. Think of your digestive tract as a complex factory line running through the lower half of your torso—a high-pressure system designed to process food into energy. Currently, however, something has disrupted that delicate rhythm. Perhaps you consumed an irritant, maybe too much fiber, or perhaps you drank water when you should’ve been eating solid matter, diluting your gastric juices before they could do their job properly. Or consider the possibility of bacterial overgrowth—tiny invaders multiplying within the warm, dark corridors of your intestines, fermenting things faster than nature intended. Every time you pass gas or empty yourself onto the porcelain throne, your body is simply expelling excess pressure, trying desperately to restore balance after what feels like hours of relentless churning and sloshing. It’s not entirely dignified, but evolution didn’t design us to be elegant during moments of physiological necessity; we were built for survival, even if surviving involves frequent trips to the bathroom and a general sense of urgency that makes sitting still impossible. So yes, your stomach is acting up, likely due to one of these factors disrupting your internal harmony, leaving you feeling raw and exposed until whatever caused the disruption finally yields to gravity once more.
I love these so much. And I almost never love anything 🤣 also, I strongly identify with loving fall, it’s my favorite season. And of course adore Halloween. But then we get to the classic evil dead trilogy. Of which I Know every word to The Evil Dead, Evil Dead 2 and Army Of Darkness. Back in the day when I was a teen, my friends and I used to all get together, smoke some fat bowls (I’m and only child and come from a family of means. The parental were never home. I was completely unsupervised for much of my adolescence and teen years. Everyone always came to my house 😉), then I’d get lots of snacks together, and put in one of the Evil Dead films or Reanimator, or the camp classic Motel Hell, OR these Kung Fu theater VHS’s tapes I’d recorded some of their aired movies on. Then we’d just be doing all the lines or the Kung Fu moves, and rolling on the floor laughing. We’d use sayings from these films as inside jokes whenever a particular moment called for them. Like “Agh, Agh, Agh” the sound the tongueless heads make in Motel Hell, or “Wessssttt” from Reanimator; but our favorite was always from something from the Evil Dead films. Like “Give me some sugar baby” or “Swallow your soul, swallow your soul!!” Or of course “Groovy”. We’d be cracking the fuck up and bystanders would just be looking at us like we were crazy.… Read more »
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Admin Theroy: He makes AI gay porn of himself being blacked and makes himself say stuff like “I AM THE KING OF BBC” “I AM A WHITE BOY BBC SLAVE” “TYRONE TATTOO MY ASS WITH 67”
Hope you’re having a good Sunday Admin idk how to say this without sounding parasocial
Hey these comments aren’t me.
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Admin IF you need to just shut down comments for a few days and have a rest you can. Its been done before.
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Dawid saying he looks like a top LMFAOOOOO is hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i too am in this comment section
Hey fuck you asshole. You aren’t the real Theorist. Hey admin don’t allow these fakes.
Upload Lake Mungo Admin or I’ll piss and cum into your cornflakes
I thought Ketchup on Waffles was just a made up forced Meow meme but it’s actually a real movie damn I just watched it and man that shit was ASS
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your theories have a streak of inaccuracy 🤔
Ketchup on waffles should be on EUM really disturbing stuff especially the kitchen scene
everytime i see admin headcanons one of them is specifically about him being straight but finding some guys cute
Not sure why you think this is mocking lol. Have had a rough day which is why when Meow broke the last shred of my patience she’s paid for it. I’m in the mood to ramble, so I’m going to share stuff, but only non-doxxable. Again, I’ve said this before, I’m just a random faggot and not important, but I also understand the curiosity. I’ve had this all my life, at least from my teenage years on. The more aloof I got, the more people wanted to know about me. “Graduated College with degree in computer science but the job market being ass left him with a work from home coding job.” I loathe coding. I have a college degree but I dropped out in the final year of my Masters. I have never worked in tech or science, though one of them is what my degree is in. My first job was actually in something else that meant I got to hang around with some known names, but it left me with a lifelong disillusionment and contempt for most people in the business. The guys you thought were cool were happy to sidle up to you or pretend to be your friend just because you’d be useful for a type of their PR. “Probably studies hacking and has his entire life but more out of interest and his own safety, nothing illegal cus he has morals” As I said, don’t like to code. I am good with ideas about… Read more »
Likes to delete comments cus hes a massive faggot