Author: Rochela
Black Male – just above shoulder length hair, curly but not exactly Afro. Moustache, black eyes, dresses ‘old money’ and listens to 60s-00s r&b/soul but also loves underground rap like xaviersobased. Would probably be Dominican or Afro-American.
Black Female – dyed hair (maybe brown or dark orange), loves foundation more than anything, has 2 cats, has a clear water installed in house, listens to Brandy and Stevie Wonder. Maybe I’ll be Afro-Brazilian or Afro-British
White Male – Tom Holland styled hair, big fan of foo fighters, dresses a mix of old money and alternative. Brown hair, moustache, intense blue eyes, tiktoker. Maybe Aussie, Canadian, Swedish or Euro-American.
White Female – BRUNETTE HAIR!!!!! Loves cute pattern shirts, larps movies, collects CDs, listens to The Sundays & Cocteau Twins & Imogen Heap, loves her sweaters, girl blogger, loves college, ADORES ANIMALS, hates kpop but still likes old non-kpop Korean music, coffee vibe, super literate. Maybe German, British or Spaniard
Latino – chilean faggot
Latina – She WILL be a stereotypical Latina and PROUD! Hates Spaniards, mestizo, WILL be saying DUUDE a lot. Belanova superfan. Latina makeup but don’t care. Mexican most likely but Brazilian, Argentine or Colombian sounds interesting
Arab male – well…
Arab female – from a Muslim family but disowns them and hates Islam and is a punk, Saudi living in UK
South Asian Male – SCAM CALL!! FUCKING LOVES SCAM CALLING. Ok jokes aside Indian food is GOOOOOD I’d be a chef and eat all the time and start a restaurant because my shit good
South Asian Female – I’ve seen some really cute desi girls but they’re all westernized living outside of South Asia tbh. Would be one of them
East Asian Male – K-Pop idol so women simp over me
East Asian Female – K-Pop idol so men simp over me
I always wonder what I’d be like if I were the opposite gender and/or different race…
I will tell you a story about J-pop stars. (similar to k-pop)
I was asked by a friend to help out on a t.v. program and we spent the day with three J-pop girls and their manager-mums. In front of the cameras they were as you expect but behind them they were just three teenage kids playing on the beach. Essentially actresses more than anything else.
The end of the day they filmed them having an evening meal and I was given a small glass of beer and two bits of sushi. I was fucking starving after basically 12 hours work. We get back into the bus to travel home and these girls are chatting about how stuffed they are. They having just spent the last hour filling their greedy gobs.
I was fucking livid.
I would not simp over them. I would take a chopper to rip open their stomachs and gorge on their inards.