Author: iluvtoshit
When was the last time you took a shit? I took a shit five hours ago and it felt nice and warm sliding out from my asshole. I think it measured 10.4 inches and although it smelled rancid, I considered eating it for a moment, just so I can poop out an even longer turd.
i took a shit like 2 hours ago
The reason shit stinks is connected to the amount of meat you eat. If its really stinky they you need to balance your diet a bit more. If you want a shit to smell a bit nutty and fresh and altogether reasonally pleasant I recomend a glass of …. Welch`s Grape Juice … each day.
Most people take a shit every day. It’s just something that people have to deal with but they don’t necessarily wish to think about it or discuss it.
If you are in to scat and want to watch someone gobble down a fresh shit that they just dropped live on stage watch “Hated: GG Allin & the Murder Junkies” (1993). GG eats his own shit live on stage and smears it all over his face and attacks the audience. It’s a 5 star film. Must see. It’s here on EUM.
what in the actual fuck did i just read
@YungDigga Thoughts on Trannies is already a post here
@others Please don’t spam multiple posts. Opinions on a movie can go on the movie page. OMH-Cole-Meow triangles, unless stories, will be moved to their most recent post as comments.