Author: chad thundercock
Here’s how I would make myself look like if I was a man
– 5’8-5’11
– have a clean, healthy, 5 inches
– brown eyes
– black hair
– would become a flight attendant
– have glasses
These are the things I’d do if I was a man for a day….
-masturbate A LOT
-sprint as fast as I can (btw my pr mile time is 5:59 😏)
-jump as far as I can
-have sex with one of my trusted friends (I’d try it out with both men and women to really get the full experience)
-stack donuts on my pp
-put slime on my pp
-get a blow job
I got inspired to make this list after seeing all the talk about transgenders on here
the donut thing is tempting
that about sums it up lol. but i’m kinda curious what it’s like to interact with other men as a man, in some ways. don’t know if anyone here has seen the French movie The Mother and the Whore?
Ur crazy lmaoaoao
AH! AH! AH! AH! HEE HEE
Girl
I must be more practical and pragmatic than other commenters on here because all I can think about this is: Man, woman or “other”, why in the hell would you purposely give yourself bad eye sight? 🫠😂
Alright why did nobody acknowledge how fucking fast I am?
How ya feeling Admin? OMH must he SUPER good under that desk…
my goal in life is to work at a mental hospital to help all of you guys in the comments
OMH SUCKS COCK AND SWALLOWS CUM
OMH TAKES IT UP THE ASS
OMH LOVES BIG WHITE COCK
OMH WILL CRY WHEN HE SEES THIS TRUTH EXPOSING COMMENT
Changed it up a bit you happy now Admin❤️<3
Where the fuck is the doomsday person I need a doomsday check something feels off again l…
Has Meow been kidnapped by the dark web people??? Her posts are.. off
OMH IS A FRAUD ALL HIS POSTS ARE AI SLOP CUZ HIS DEMENTIA KICKING IN REAL BAD HE CAN BARELY REMEMBER THE MOVIES HES SEEN!!!
Why didn’t you allow the post about life being all about chances, Admin? Are you gay? Has OMH been sucking you off REALLYYYYY well? LMAO? Is that why you listen to everything he tells you to do.? LOL!!!!! DAMN
OMH is super mad. Hey OMH – have you sucked some BBC yet today? LMFAO!!!!
I would explore abandoned places at night and climb mountains!!!!!!!!!!
Yo Admin I’ve been having errors on mobile on this site where chrome completely just puts me on an error screen and Firefox graphical glitches and stuff when posting or scrolling. Tbh wouldn’t be surprised if it’s my phone but just a heads up if this is happening to others or you changed some code or something
Admin is very petty. I know this because I know the truth. OMH is an annoying little fart.
I was a moderator on the /rawprimal subreddit and then they got rid of me because I made a silly joke. Can you believe that? LMFAO.
If I was a man with a pp I would masturbate way more often. To me it just sounds easier.