I Love Zed Man

Author: Very Smart Person

I love Zed Man his sexy Zediness. Just imagine him cuffing you to a bed. He is such a hawt cop. He’s such a hawt Australian cop that definitely cuffs you in bed. His aggression is so hot. Have you ever noticed he’s a real gentleman towards women? Exactly. He is so hot, kind, and hawt. He is awesome and sexy as fuck. I hope Zed Man cums here to the Creative Writing section one day or lists section (sadly that area is popular with the schizophrenics). I hope I accidentally stumble across his Only Fans one day and see that Australian cop ride TF out of someone. Or honestly, I’d rather see him beat up a criminal like the macho masculine hotty he is. I wish Zed Man would just cuff me. I miss Zeddy so much. Bet he’s super tall and muscular. Gawd I get a hard on just thinking about it. It’s always Steve this, Steve that. What about Zed Man? He’s a kind and hard working cop. That gun is his pfp is sooooo sexy. God I wish he’d shove that gun in my face. He is soooooo fucking sexy. You just know that chest is hairy and muscular AF 😩

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Barbaferosse
Barbaferosse
August 4, 2026 10:18 pm

Faggot

Jealous of Meow
Jealous of Meow
August 3, 2026 2:07 pm

Jealousy is a complex emotional experience involving fear of loss, insecurity, and a perceived threat to one’s relational or social status. It is often conflated with envy, but jealousy typically involves a triadic relationship—the self, a rival, and a valued object (e.g., a partner, job, or recognition)

HAHAHAH TRANNY
HAHAHAH TRANNY
August 3, 2026 1:37 pm

I wonder how many hours Meow spends on here desperately wanting attention from people on the internet

Not OMH
Not OMH
August 3, 2026 1:27 pm

I bet his asshole is hairy AS FUCK imagine the taste and smell

Emo sex
Emo sex
August 3, 2026 1:27 pm

Do you think Admin has ever dressed up as an emo or goth?