I Have A Crush

Author: KitchyKookey

Have you ever walked out of a room and thought “fuck I like that person a LOT but I might die in the process.” ? did you feel electric shocks inside

Long story short this person is very intense yet gentle at the same time, extraordinarily observant and highly perceptive, unassuming, cautious and guarded, impatient and sensitive, forgiving and just, very clearly schizo, more than twice my age but looks very young, bone dry humor, stick thin, wincing blinks, perfectly round fingernails, a child at heart, has seen everything and I mean everything

I’m either constructing my guillotine or walking into the funnest life ever, probably both actually

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28 Comments
Angel
Angel
September 6, 2026 4:56 am

Why does everyone spam nonsensical word vomit in the comments that isn’t related to the subject at hand

pinkvagina
pinkvagina
September 6, 2026 3:46 am

He sounds awful

Never ever
Never ever
September 6, 2026 2:04 am

I’m never gonna shut up about you not letting us use basic punctuation like ‘ in our users admin it’s such a retarded rule

My cosy corner
My cosy corner
September 6, 2026 1:12 am

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September 6, 2026 12:05 am

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GIVE ME UR OHIO
GIVE ME UR OHIO
September 5, 2026 11:59 pm

ADMIN IS ON SKIBIDI NIGHT SHIFT SKIBIDI TOILET SKIBIDI BIDEN I HOPE HES NOT WORKING TOO HARD SKIBIDI TOILET ESPECIALLY DRAGGING THE BODIES OF THE PPL HE KILLED IN TO GRAVES WHAT THE SIGMA?!?!?!?!?

Gangstalking victim
Gangstalking victim
September 5, 2026 9:44 pm

People, I have an idea. Since these group gangs that are stalking us are certainly part of some groups where they stay in contact and are able to follow us, my question is: is it possible for us as a group to unite as well — for example by creating a group on Telegram or WhatsApp?
This way we could be more coordinated and possibly make important decisions to protect ourselves from the group gangs. Because when we are alone we are vulnerable and easy targets — that is what they rely on. They want to isolate us from society. But when we are united, as you know, unity is strength.

Insider
Insider
September 5, 2026 9:22 pm

I have inside info rn on Meow she is currently in a nightclub bathroom sucking on 5 black gentlemens dicks and snorting coke

Cassandra
Cassandra
September 5, 2026 6:53 pm

Now now that’s cute

Sad
Sad
September 5, 2026 6:35 pm

Less of an electric shock more of a dull ache of wanting them but never going to happen.