How To Be A Cunt

Author: The Trickster

Here’s how to be a fucking cunt.

First, you have to pretend to be a fan of something really cool (AKA something cooler than yourself), whilst knowing fuck all about it. Outlast and Resident Evil have been bombarded with these annoying faggots unfortunately. Outlast, not as much, thankfully. I blame the RE5 Remake for these Gen Z fake fucking freakish fans.

These cunts will not even know REBECCA CHAMBERS or STEVE BURNSIDE. All they care about is Leon K*nnedy’s ugly, deformed abs. That sad thing is, Leon is actually a pretty deep character, but his annoying fuckass fans have just ruined him for me. I swear these freaky bitches just look at these characters for their appearances and not their fucking lore or personalities.

If being a fan “isn’t that deep,” then why get so offended at being told you AREN’T a real fan. Because trust me, you aren’t. I don’t give a fuck if you don’t have access to any of the games, just read the lore and watch at least 5+ gameplays on YouTube, and then you can call yourself a “fan.” Not a “true fan,” but a “fan.” Because a true fan will have Resident Evil as a part of their childhood memories, not a part of their fucking jerking off session to Leon Kennedy.

As for Outlast, atleast the fake-ish fans are more mature and usually atleast play one of the games (typically the Trials). I have played every single Outlast game and read all of the fucking documents and comics. As for Resident Evil I have played all the games and even read the BOOKS. Most “fans” don’t even KNOW the books EXIST.

You fucking Gen Z fake fan cunts should stick to you little Roblox and Fortnite (I used to like Fortnite, but the collabs are basically all it is now, and don’t even dare to say that on Reddit because all you’ll hear is “O-o but wouldn’t you like one of your favourite shows or games to be in Fortnite as a c-collab?”)

Also have you ever noticed that lifeless stare Gen Z has? It’s not only Gen Z that has it. It’s like a fucking curse/infection. It’s like they aren’t even real. Fuck all of you cunts.