Author: chad thundercock
Recently my eyes have opened up to how much attention I receive from the opposite gender, this is the case for most women but I was sort of oblivious to how much I get.
This will make me sound cocky, but remember the roommate I wrote my last post on? She is a bit on the more unattractive side and it’s given me a comparison on how differently we get treated despite me not being conventionally attracted either. I’d say the only reason I get treated better is because I have nice features (hair and eyes) and slimmer.
This comparison gave me a high for my ego last week and I started doing things I’ve never done and got away with a lot of questionable things, for example:
1.) Randomly sent a guy a request for $100 dollars and actually got it, despite only speaking to him twice beforehand
2.) I have a guy who does my math homework for me
3.) asked a guy “friend” to buy me a bunch of clothes at the mall, he did it willingly and offered to buy more
4.) asked the taxi driver if I could drive his taxi, he let me (this guy might’ve just been a dumbass, i dont have a license)
5.) made my male coworker buy me dinner (didnt go on a date, just had him buy me the food and left)
I took this theory further, if it wasnt obvious by now, im a virgin but that doesn’t mean im a prude. im also not short of sexual attention, i just decided to take advantage of it this weekend.
the only reason i havent had sex yet is because of im scared of penetration and used to feel embarrassed about getting naked
anyways, i have a few attractive guys i know and i was horny and got so desperate that instead of watching porn i decided to see if I could get something more…
i ended up hanging out with a few of these guys (nothing happened with us) but i ended up getting all of them to masturbate for me to watch.
heres the hoe thing i did: i ended up flashing them to see how fast they’d come, and heres where my ego got higher but i became disillusioned. they all came seconds after or even on command to when i told them too. this boosted my ego but turned me off, guys cum too fast and thats why i gave up on being a hoe.
they dont last long, i asked them all to continue to do it even after and they did, but it turns me off when their hearts not in it.
if guys can come just from seeing a pair of boobs, imagine how fast they come from being inside. ill probably never be a hoe now.
also, im actually a girl. if you guys didnt know by now
oh, i also did this with a girl and she also had an orgasm fast which made me bored, so this isnt just a guy thing. people just dont know how to prolong their orgasms or keep going further. real sex must be boring
I was oblivious like that for so long and still kinda am honestly. Think I just don’t like being the center of attention. It’s good to use your looks to get ahead in life but be aware – people will resent you. Especially women.
Also I think I worded this weird, this was in several occasions. I didn’t get these different guys in a circle to jack off for me, that would be pretty nice though.
Sick of the lapping, drunken mentally ill narcissists here
Imagine being impregnated by Admin
I’ve been on a few dating apps before, I never edit my selfies, never have. I’ve noticed I have quite awkward expressions in my selfies, but whatever. Every time someone would DM me, the conversation would turn sexual shortly after. I was looking for an actual relationship but almost all if not every one of the DM’s would turn sexual because of them, such as getting asked what my favourite sex position is, etcetera.
Not sure what that means. There was one guy who I thought was actually nice but he eventually after only 2 days he asked me if I’d like to have sex on a beach. I was considering it because I liked him but even after hours he just wouldn’t shut up about sex. And it didn’t help that he was really cringe about it.
People also don’t suspect me whenever anything goes wrong…
Shit haha I love the ego boost,
your larping