Author: ADÉLA FAN
Poop parody of Illegal by PinkPantheress!
My name is Poo and I’m really glad to meet you
You’re recommended to me by some people
Hey, ooh, is this a poo?
Hey, ooh, it feels like poo (Ha)
I’ve suffered quite a few times with constipation
Oh, what’s your name? I don’t know what I should call ya
Hey, ooh, here’s tissue for ya
Hey, ooh, we’re getting low around the corner (Wow)
One after one, now you’re sittin’ on the loo
Then, later on, we can talk on it instead
Two into one while you’re sittin’ on the loo
Then, later on, I can feel shame in my head
We’ll meet again when my gut works like it used to
And maybe next time I’ll tell my girl, “Come through”
I like the fact that we don’t communicate
As long as you don’t tell all your best mates
One after one, now you’re sittin’ on the loo
Then, later on, we can talk on it instead
Two into one while you’re sittin’ on the loo
Then, later on, I can feel shame in my head
One after one, now you’re— (Sittin’ on the loo)
And now you’re sittin’ on the loo
Two into one while you’re sittin’ on the loo
Then, later on, I can feel shame in my head
My name is Poo, and I’m really glad to meet you
You’re recommended to me by some people
I think I held enough in to reach the both of us
But tell me why my heartbeat is in a rush
Ah-ah, ah-ah
Ah-ah, ah-ah
Ah-ah, ah-ah
Ah-ah, ah-ah
Ah-ah, ah-ah
Ooh
Hey, ooh, is this a poo? (Mm)
Hey, ooh, it feels like poo (Ah)
For most healthy adults, it takes 24 to 72 hours for food to travel from the mouth to the toilet, with a typical median of around 28 to 30 hours. This timeline varies significantly based on individual biology, with women often experiencing slower transit times than men. Factors Changing Transit Time The speed at which food moves through the digestive system is influenced by several key variables: Diet Composition: High-fiber foods (fruits, vegetables, whole grains) add bulk and generally speed up transit, while high-fat, protein-heavy, or low-fiber meals slow down digestion. Hydration: Adequate water intake keeps stool soft and moving; dehydration causes the colon to absorb more water, leading to harder, slower-moving stool. Physical Activity: Regular movement and exercise stimulate bowel activity, whereas a sedentary lifestyle can slow gut motility. Biological Factors: Age, sex, metabolism, medications (such as opioids), and underlying medical conditions all alter individual transit speeds. Factors Changing Consistency, Smell, and Rancidness The physical properties and odor of stool are determined by what your body absorbs versus what it excretes: Consistency: Primarily determined by water absorption in the colon and fiber intake. Too little water or fiber leads to hard, constipated stool; too much water or rapid transit leads to loose or diarrheal stool. Smell: Caused by bacteria in the large intestine breaking down undigested food, particularly proteins and sulfur-containing compounds. Foods like meat, dairy, and cruciferous vegetables (e.g., broccoli) often produce stronger odors. Rancidness: This strong, unpleasant odor typically indicates a high concentration of sulfur gases produced… Read more »
Better than any tinashtray song
SIX SEVEN SIX SEVEN THOS WEED IS SO GOOD I CANT FEEL MY BUTTHOLE SIX SEVEN SKIBIDI
Admin will probably remember this because we are both ancient but does anyone remember a sort of fetish video of a guy in a latex suit swimming in a septic tank?? It was usually on meme/hardcore porn sites and omg I NEED IT!! I WANT TO LIVE THAT FANTASY!!!
Admin team Johnny or team Nashe?
earthquakes are the earth’s orgasms
I think you’re taking this shit posting section a little too literally.
No droplets for you.
New movie coming next week.
It might be a sex tape involving me and a certain user.. 👉👈 finally, I can come out to you all haha this sex tape gets pretty EFFED UP if you don’t like piss and putting things up your ass..
Translate for free robux: -.– — ..- / .– .- … – . -.. / – .. — . / – .-. .- -. … .-.. .- – .. -. –. / – …. .. … / .-.. — .-..
Better than any Johnny Cash song
dont go tell my freinds that i like it, but simply adore this shit poetry here.
keep it coming my way
i will eat it all
xyxy
-lor10