Author: Mimas
guys me and literally everyone else i know looked DIRECTLY into the solar eclipse and meteor showers now we literally cannot see at all.
worst part is i live directly next to this farm where they farm weirdo scorpion type plants for this type of oil? these plants just so happen to be a stupid amount of venomous and they can fucking WALK. they cant do the one thing a plant is good for and stay in one spot.
I was literally saying to everyone (before we all went blind mind you), “guys theres something up about these things, they are clearly an affront to god. we need to kill all these bioengineered insults to darwinism” did anyone listen to me? Nope they’d try and sway my opinion. They’d say “theyre macroeconomic, even their leftover oil cakes are of great use” as if this isnt the same country that invented the humble victoria sponge.
Lets face it, im probably gonna be killed and eaten by a fucking plant now. How the tables turn, there is probably some way i can blame this on those damned vegans.
No one gives a fuck you wannabe. OMFG please keep posting. You make me so wet from the hate I feel for how pathetic you show yourself to be every fucking day 😁😁
ok i knew these were terrible jokes but do people not get that im referencing Day of The Triffids
I couldn’t see it either :/ it was really cloudy where I was