Fuck Wasps

Author: A very angry person

I had a Wasp hiding in my room for the last 4 hours and I was hoping it got caught in a web or flew out but no I experienced a really fun surprise attack. I was laying in bed getting sleepy so decided to try and get some sleep. I lifted the covers over me and got into a more comfortable position. Oh wow what is this sensation of broken glass on my skin. OH THERE IT IS AGAIN. My dumbass put 2 and 2 a little bit too late and I jumped out of bed to turn the light on. The little fucker now free from its cotton prison was flying around my light bulb like a deranged moth. I ran downstairs and got the fly spray but when I returned the fucker disappeared again FUCKING FUCKING SHIT. Next 10 minutes was me flapping my bra around parts of the room like a retard around hard to reach places it could be hiding and was successful. I waited for this insect from hell to find a place to sit and clean its nasty little legs and bam. I can’t tell you the joy I felt watching that little fucker squirm in panic I usually hate killing bugs and feel guilty but nah this one had it coming. The initial sting was pretty painful quite literally the same feeling of accidentally being impaled by glass but the after effect is kinda soothing.. I use to self harm a lot back in the day and I always found the sting afterwards quite soothing so thanks Mr. Wasp for that everything else tho GO FUCK YOURSELF I HOPE YOU ARE BURNING IN HELL Thank god I’m not allergic I’ve been looking really hot recently and a pufferfish face would be the end of me.