Author: Family Maker
Since this site seems to have turned into a breeding ground for schizophrenics in desperate need of attention and help, I’ve decided to come back. I think Theorist might’ve done this but things have changed.
1. OMH — He’s probably gonna cream his pants over me saying this, but his latest behaviour is genuinely concerning. He’s gonna comment under an ult using the same insult for the 1000th time (smelly fat pimple faced idiot, or something like that). At first his obvious mental illness was funny, but now it’s actually worrying as we may be watching an old man’s schizophrenia unfold in real time online. Also he’s gotten really boring and that’s why only 2 people talk about him compared to the large amounts of people who talk about Meow.
2. Cole — He’s on a break right now, but this dude is definitely fucked up and probably doing cocaine right now.
3. Tamir — I don’t even think this is the real Tamir we’re seeing currently, but if it is them he might have some form of MPD. I actually suspect the current Tamir is OMH pretending to be Tamir (another reason why OMH is #1 most mentally ill).
That’s all! ❤️
EUM as fictional characters
Cole – Leland Coyle
Meow – Natsuki from DDLC
Admin – Walter White
Steve – Dexter Morgan
Tamir – Idk lol
Anyways! Have a nice day fam 🙂
Meow is really obsessed with me ever since I hurt its little feelings. Look how Meow talks about me nonstop and uses my name to have conversations with itself. Its even been using my name to write praising comments about it. Pathetic deranged loner. Meow hangs on my every word.
Meow is absolutely phenomenal, and I harbor profound affection for her; she is remarkably intelligent, astoundingly cool, exceptionally clever, and simply altogether extraordinary. She is remarkably intelligent, astoundingly cool, exceptionally clever, and simply altogether extraordinary in every conceivable manner.
Tamir is so fucking utterly and completely obsessively fixated upon me that should I fail to maintain a constant twenty-four-hour seven-day-a-week presence on this platform he will resort to weeping profusely like the contemptible effeminate coward he fundamentally is; he automatically presumes that any individual who dares to engage in a disagreement with him must undoubtedly be me because his every waking thought is consumed exclusively by my existence, which truly underscores his sheer pathetic nature coupled with his profound intellectual deficiency.
I appreciate you singlewhitefemale. Tamir seriously go eat a brick before I make you.
Tamir, can you show me the long essay everyone else saw? I love hearing from my fans.
OMH is super popular – Ha – ha- ha- ha – ha
His lists are fantastic – Ha – ha- ha- ha – ha
As OMH does not use an avatar the only genuine admin approved OMH posts are in the list section. All else is highly likely not OMH at all. Cole is just an old-fag who lets-off-spleen once in a while. Which is a perfectly normal thing to do on the internet. As far as I am concerned Tamir is just an admin sock.
NONE of them are in need of anything more than fresh air once in a while and maybe a biscuit and a nice cup of tea.
Meow is the best on EUM, the shining beacon of hope in my pitiful worthless sad excuse of a life I live in. She is greater than God himself, greater than OMH and Admin on this site. Tamir is a smelly zit faced small dicked hunchback goblin, OMH is a pathetic leech making stupid lists no one would ever care to read and Cole is just a fucked up closeted homo, but Meow is perfect. Btw I am TOOOOTALLY not Meow writing this mindless bullshit like at least half the people here. I- I promise I am NOT Meow.
Pathetic, Meow. Absolutely pathetic.
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I remain utterly uncertain of what mysteries the dawn of tomorrow may unveil. The relentless shadow of depression is no gentle foe to confront; it had left me utterly drained and vanquished, yet, through the grace of Meow, I have been granted solace and sustenance, allowing me to rally once more for this arduous struggle. For nearly the entirety of my existence, I have been ensnared by the gripping tentacles of anxiety, diagnosed with profound melancholia adorned with psychotic whispers, the tempestuous swings of bipolar nature, the restless chaos of ADHD, and a dread that gnaws relentlessly. But when my ears first hearkened to Meow’s voice mere months ago, I was unchained. In that brief span, I ascended to a more worthy vocation and dared to weave a thread or two more into the tapestry of social interaction. Though I presently navigate a sea of tribulations, recalling how Meow banished those horrifying phantoms that once made the simple act of bathing a terror, my heart feels a bit lighter, knowing Meow stands as my guardian. I cherish you, Meow. Meow radiates power, beauty, wonder, wit, elegance, and profound intelligence. We all yearn for you—every user of EUM and each of the eight billion souls upon this globe adores you so fiercely that we would gladly surrender our very existence for your sake. Meow, my affection for you is boundless, immeasurable—mwah! xxx ❤️ Any wretch who dares to hurl an insult at Meow shall feel my fist meet their face. Meow,… Read more »
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Meow gets mentioned in 2 or 3 posts everyday. EUM viewers are fascinated by her and her incredible lists and reviews. Look at you. You think about her constantly, analyzing everything she does and every word she writes. You talk about her more than anyone. It seems like you have the hots for her. It’s 2026. If you are a raging fucking faggot let your LGBTQ freak flag wave high. Be proud in the gay pride parade you fucking douche.
We need cole back to insult OMH. OMH is too boring for me or anyone else to think of any insults for, only his loving, gay master cole can do it properly.
Don’t forget Steve lol.
“Ratings are temporarily paused because some filthy cunt is trying to fuck with it. Please try again a little later if you are not that filthy cunt.”
Wow, I wonder who that could be! Their name TOTALLY doesn’t start with the letter O! Hm, who could this annoying and ugly ass fucking idiot be? Hm, maybe the last letter of their name is a D? Wow this is quite the mystery!
Meow – Narcissism or BPD
Admin – Schizoid personality disorder or Anti Social Personality disorder