Author: Edie
Hey ya’ll it’s Edie the egg woman from the hit movie “Pink Flamingos” here to give you some facts about Eggs cus gee wizz I sure like me some eggs 🤭
* Eggs have every nutrients besides Vitamin C that the human body needs so get yourself chomping if you wanna stay healthy! However, it does depend on the hens diet and egg quality. Why my husband the egg man always gets me my favourite grade A, large!
*Almost 100 billion eggs are produced every year! Good golly that’s a lot!
*You can eat the egg shell and it contains a whooping 2 grams of calcium! Grind it real good into a powder, put it in a shake to make your bones real healthy and strong!
*Eggs have thousands and thousands of micro pores to allow in oxygen and carbon dioxide out, keeping the cute little chicks healthy 🥰
*Some hens can lay 300 eggs a year! Good golly I don’t think my vagina could handle that..
*Eggs can bounce! When soaked in vinegar the shell dissolves and the egg can bounce due to it’s rubbery membrane
*Eggs are not a good sex toy.. I once put one in my vagina and man did it tear it up. Blood everywhere along with a little bit of yellow gooey puss, reminded me that one guy with the bottle up his butt 😐