Author: Cole
This is a serious question, so if you don’t want to use your regular ids, hide behind an alias. Hell I don’t care.
When you troll somebody on here or absolutely run them through the wringer, do you ever feel bad about it afterward? Or does it ever cross your mind that the person on the other end might be fucked up enough to do something stupid to themselves?
I’ve been watching OMH absolutely come unglued, and last night he seemed to lose whatever screws he had left. At first it was funny as hell. Then after a while I started wondering whether this fool was gonna work himself into a heart attack or something.
I left a comment a little while ago and, four minutes later, there he was with a reply. Four minutes. There haven’t even been any posts or comments for hours. I’m starting to picture this poor bastard sitting there in his underwear, refreshing the damn page like a hog waiting for feed. That’s when it stops being quite so funny. I genuinely can’t stand the guy, but if somebody is sitting around refreshing a website every few minutes just waiting for someone to say something, that’s not exactly a picture of a man doing well. So I’m actually curious.
When you guys get somebody good and wound up, do you ever stop and think, “Maybe I’ve pushed this poor bastard too far?” Or do some of you actually sit there hoping the other person suffers for whatever scars you’ve managed to leave on them? Genuinely asking.
As a rule I do not use KYS or similar if I am ripping on someone because yes I would feel guilty if they actually did. Even if I personally think they are absolute cunts. That said sometimes a few very emboldened people need to been given the odd slap down and if the consequence is a mental breakdown I would feel sad for them but would reflect that they have caused harm to others. Persoanlly I will snipe for a while and then leave it as I hate pile on mentality.
It is also the case that some are quite hardened so I feel can take quite a bit. I would not treat newcomers or people I do not recognise with the same level of hate.
I think this is a great question. One of the best, most thoughtful and intelligent questions I’ve certainly ever seen on here. And well, while I may be alone in the answer I’m prepared to give your question, I feel compelled nonetheless to share my own personal perspective of an answer. So, here it is: When someone is being a complete and utter douchebag whack job cunt rag idiotic lunatic shit eating motherfuckingasshole (yes, it’s all one word on purpose) on here- and are seemingly so jealously fixated on what you’re doing that they copy everything you do but are then insulting to you and have to put your stuff down to feel better about their own mediocrity- yet cannot see their own stupid, toxic and meaningless behavior no matter how nicely you try to tell them, my first knee jerk reaction is as follows: I have a strong, almost overpowering urge to kidnap them, set them up in my basement, and skin them while they’re still alive. I picture peeling each layer of their skin delicately and slowly with a scalpel, savoring the warm blood flowing like wine all over my hands and arms, then scalping them and wearing their skinned head and hair on my head as a hat. Then rolling them in a bathtub filled with salt, decapitating them with a hacksaw while still alive, then carving them open and feeding their spliced and minced liver to my beloved cats- who are better people than they will… Read more »
Hi, I’m Admin and I’m a gay faggit.
The greys are the disembodied spirits (demons or fallen angels) that roamed the earth until they created inferior vessels to inhabit and then labeled themselves as “space aliens”. I see them more clearly and even more in reflection. but I always ask them to show themselves. they have to have our permission to use our energy to form here. Since this is our collective conscience plane of existence. Just limit what they can have and even a little bit can make a mountain. I’ve got this blue one that seems to be inside me from time to time. Like when I close my eyes it’s like I am looking in the mirror it seems to look like a bird… Don’t try to throw a haymaker, they will slam you into the wall and you can’t move, not sleep paralysis but actual strong vibrating force field, I tried to take one for the team. I’m tired of stories about people seeing ghosts or aliens but no one ever tried to make first strike, just to feel them with my own hands. That force field was no joke , I’m not picking a fight with greys again especially the tall ones. I had a incounter before but different grey and not dark room but very bright room, tall as fuck too big eyes but not like the stereotype we think it is, skin not smooth but textured like a reptile but not as very detailed, like a blend. Tall ones are strong… Read more »
Cry – ha – rd – er – O – M – H
Old – Mother – Hubbard – da – fag
He – ha – he – ha – he – he – ha – ha
haha – hehe – haha – hehe – haha
HAHA — lala — hehe — lala — HAHA
Mwa – ha – ha – mwahaha – ya – ya
Ya – you – mad – you mad – you mad
You mad as – h – e – l – l – hell – ha
St – stay – ma – mad – ya – ya
ha – ha – keep – cr – crying – noob
Why tf am I awaiting approval???
Cole mumbles pathetically “You’re a fu-fucking asshole, you know?”
OMH scoffs, “Fuck you… Meow is honestly superior to all of us. It… It makes me feel weak and pathetic.” Tears spring to his eyes.
Cole tries to stay angry but is submerged with sympathy and arousal. He suddenly kisses OMH on his cheek and blushes, his pupils dilated.
OMH freezes. “Wh-what…” but, he actually leans in. “Gosh, I’ve wanted this for so long. I can’t hold back any longer.”
They then both have super gay sex.
FAGGIT ADMIN
Everyone. Click on Cole’s tag and look at every post he wrote. Every single one of them is about me. Weird, isn’t it?
Every post you put on “The Retard Page” is about me. Click on Cole’s tag if you think I’m bullshitting. It’s strange gay boy.
Effects of Cole Being Gay AF
Have you ever noticed that the raging fucking faggot who calls himself Cole always mentions my name in every single fucking post he writes? I know that I’m totally great and I have followers who worship me but Cole is more like a stalking faggot.
A good fifteen minutes have gone by and not a peep from Old Mfer. Well, not a comment anyway. He did drop a 1star rating like a little mouse, but the fact that he hasn’t come running in with another bunch of the tired sameness tells me the old boy is probably sitting there sweating bullets and boiling mad.
I missed most of the circus last evening, but from the Admin’s comment it sounds like Meow, Old MOtherFucker and I were the ones getting impersonated and dragged into the mess. And somehow the real Old Mfer still managed to wedge his fat ass into the middle of it and worked himself into a proper tizzy. Truth is, I’m genuinely starting to worry about the old fool.
Hey superstar, I know you’re listening. After years of touring around as a hard-rockin star, you’ve spent a mighty long time parked on that fat ass of yours. That’s plenty of time to let the old plumbing get a little clogged up. So don’t go blowing a gasket over some damn internet reviews. Do yourself a favor and mind your own business for a spell. Quit chasing everybody around, quit trying to put every damn reviewer in the ground, and go take a walk or something.
The internet ain’t going anywhere. Neither is your blood pressure, apparently.