Author: slavetothehell
Today I’m setting up a portable toilet. The idea is that the elderly man doesn’t have to travel from the bed to the bathroom, thus preventing his feces from soiling the floor.
While I’m using the toilet, a question comes to mind.
Until what age is it good to live?
I’d say an age old enough not to be a burden.
An age where I can still maintain my dignity.
An age where I don’t need a blue pill to get an erection.
An age where I don’t have to worry about how much sugar I can eat.
While I’m tightening the pipes, my wife yells at me to run and get a bucket of water and a mop.
The elderly man has diarrhea and made a mess on the floor.
I see the red stain on the floor where a hollow body no longer digests, nor accepts any food other than pureed food.
How would I like to die?
As I mentioned, chronic illnesses run in my family, so it could happen that way. I just don’t expect to die in a strip club or a brothel mid-blowjob.
Maybe something quiet and peaceful would be better.
A few years ago, I almost died from cyanide poisoning. It was agonizing, feeling my insides burning. I didn’t think you could vomit and defecate at the same time. “A new talent,” I thought.
At the time, I didn’t think that would be my death. Fortunately, I had a chance to pull through.
While cleaning a floor covered in shit, I see the old man laughing at me, pointing and saying, “Son, you need diapers. You can’t always mop the floor.” Then I hear the same old man saying to himself, “Why am I laughing, and why does it smell like shit in here?”
FUCK YOU REVOLUTIONARIES.
Libcock tastes best.
EUM revolution upon us lads BRING MEOW BACK FUCK ADMINS COMMUNISM BRING HER BACK THIS SITE IS AND ALWAYS WILL BE FREE SPEECH WITHOUT LIBERAL RULES !
1 Day without Meow – hmโฆ feeling a bit twitchy and anxiousโฆ but should be okay. 2 Days without Meow – brrrโฆ Iโm getting cold without the warmth of Meows kindness. Iโm getting really nervousโฆ where is MEOW?!? 3 Days without Meow – Where. The. Fuck. Is. Meow. 4 Days without Meow – MEOW COME HOME I NEED YOU I MISS YOU 5 Days without Meow – Iโฆ I canโt handle it anymore. What the fuckโฆ do I hear moans? Oh shit. OMH and Admin are fucking again. It stinks of dick cheese. *Gags* 6 Days – my skin is starting to rot. I need Meow. My hair is falling out. My vision is getting bad. Iโm losing blood. 7 Days – โฆ๐ช โฆโฆโฆโฆโฆโฆโฆโฆโฆโฆโฆโฆโฆโฆโฆโฆโฆ โค Play Video Recording โข 10 secs *Weird breathing noises, and the sound of something ripping.* โ โ โ โ โWhere… โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ Isโฆ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ ๐๐๐ค๐ฌโฆ? Iโm coming for you… โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ ๐๐ฅ๐ฎ๐ช๐ฏ.โโ โ โ โ โ โ The noises of flesh being ripped apart can be heard. You realise… Read more ยป
The EUM revolution lives on. FUCK ADMINS CENSORSHIP UNBAN MEOW SAY HER NAME! SAY HER NAME! SAY HER FUCKING NAME!
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I’m a big believer in gang stalking and yeah all boxes ticked โ stay safe meow IK it’s hard in the UK to defend yourself legally wish you could PEW PEW like us Amerifats can โค๏ธ
Fu-ck y-o-u A-d-m-i-n
I want to die saving someone or something in a really heroic way. In a way thatโs like a scene from a game. I fantasise about dying after finding out something cool. But also I donโt wanna die and would rather live to 1 5 0.
A good age to die at is 55-60 max
Sounds like one of Admins fetishes