Author: chad thundercock
7 am: woke up and went to doctor, found out my heart rate is 58 and 116/77 blood pressure. Felt like a skinny legend
10 am: still at the fuckass doctor, got some shots and blood taken. the lady who took my blood could not find my vein and wiggled the needle around
11am: went to walmart, got siracha mayo
12 pm: back at home, made an egg and sliced cucumber and ate it with my siracha mayo, so delicious
1pm: played piano
2:20pm: got ready for my place of employment…
3pm-7pm: at work ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
7pm: got picked up by friend who got me burrito, i ate the burrito
8pm: KNOCKED OUT, fell asleep till 12 AM
12AM: woke up to said friend SNIFFING my socks, i WISH i was joking. I was half-asleep and thought i was genieuly loosing my marbles, low and behold i open my eyes a bit better and turns out my eyeballs weren’t deceiving me. this is why u never befriend ur coworkers
anyways i woke up and ignored these strange actions cause i was drenched in sweat, then i went to shower (made sure to grab the socks)
1am: finished the red shoes, i really liked this movie. while i finished the movie i did my daily stretching
2am: said friend left and i FINALLY get to chill by myself
Look up Sabrina Wallace. SHE SPEAKS THE TRUTH!
Hey meow u a real woman? I don’t think so? How’s that surgery going? Anyway I hope that your cat gets the shits little flat turkey I am going to step on that cat up your arms and awesome stuff your head up this room here until now PSP is don’t worry they’re coming anyway how is your office right now I can go get yeast infection yeah don’t worry about that hehehe anyway I hope that I’ve been actually lost you that’s what he keeps you around he once he had had oh yeah the general oh yeah did you know the Chinese I was right below yeah breakfast of your house is a general that’s a general yeah okay well the over it’s over kick the dog poop I’ll feed you to poop peace cunt bag hahaha
hey guys its chad thundercuck here im a massive chud and think im really funny posting qUiRkY posts and qUiRkY stories when i’m actually massive fag CHUD CHUD CHUD CHUD
I hope Meow chokes on her own vomit in her sleep from a seizure caused by severe stress and he cats starves to death along side her
hey admin aka mister “i hate google” how about you change the captcha to something better and not this point and click crap that doesnt work you FAGGOT do the one where you match the puzzle or photo im sure meow wont be able to figure that one out why u so scared of google bitch
chad thundercock is a chud chad thundercock is a chud chad thundercock is a chud
I know some of you won’t believe this but this email is shared by me and someone else. The other person has been on EUM for longer than me. You can tell who is who as we have different writing styles. so I apologise in advance if I ever seem to be mean to someone I personally don’t dislike. They prefer to troll more than I do. And I don’t copy anyone, my personality is 100% mine and mine only so don’t try and say I’m copying anyone.
Only a 4 hour shift? Zoomer?
2:05am: still thinking of said friend, so posts to lists rather than shitposts 👉👈