Author: Family Maker
“Where are all these criminals ending up?” One of the police officers asked with a bedazzled expression. “There’s a pattern. But somethings not adding up.” One of them says.
A day later, another body shows up – this time, alive. Barely. The victims name is “Parez” a criminal notoriously known for committing robberies.
Parez says “his name was something like Cole, I also heard some …super gay sounding dude with him.”
The police officers all look lost until it clicks for one of them. “Cole and David, also known as Old Mother Hubbard. Oh hell no.”
“Who?” one police officer asks. “I- ugh… okay, I used to go to gay bars when I was younger and I always heard the name Cole and people would always gossip about him and David/Hubbard. I met them once and holy shit… they were like aliens. So weird. Something felt so, so off.”
“So… Darry, go search their names up and see if you have any information on where they currently are.” The police officer who just spoke, Dan, turns to the one that used to go to gay bars. “You might’ve just saved a case because you used to be gay.” There’s an awkward silence; nobody knows if they should be laughing or not.
That is until, Bob, “Don’t be so pessimistic, you dumbass. Do you really think finding this killer–…or should I say killers, would be THAT easy? Use your fucking brain.”
Part 2 soon
I love this story, can we please get part 2 with a graphic description of OMH’s death next? 😊