Constipation

Author: chad thundercock

Constipation, emancipation
Free me from my doom
Lend me the strength to take a poo
I feel so gloom, I can’t seem to take a doo

Why must I suffer?
Why can’t I be tougher?

I want the poo to zoom
Let me unclench
I need a wrench for my butt
To let me take a doo

I need Gru
To let me thru
Potatoes, cheese, bagel, Cheetos
They brew like a stew

Free me from the shackles
Let my bowels make a move
Let my butt make love
To the pot ready to harbor my stew