Chud Parents

Author: Skibidi rizz

My parents are kinda chuds no shade to them but all day everyday all they do is play video games, sleep, eat, and complain. My mum drinks these super cheap energy that smell really fucking strong and my dad drinks these cans that are called beer but I checked and the alcohol percentage is extremely low like 0.5%. They don’t even do this shit in the same room. It’s hard to feel bad considering how shitty and bitchy they were to me as a kid. I would wake up, and they’re either sleeping on a couch (they have access to beds btw) or playing FUCKING GENSHIN IMPACT. They never brush their teeth and shower like once a month. And my mum farts thinking it’s funny but it’s actually really disgusting and I’ve told her but she doesn’t give a fuck. Atleast my dad just doesn’t give a fuck. I am so fucking glad I moved out. But I still visit them like 1-5 times a year, maybe expecting they’ll change. But they’ve been like this since I was like 9 years old. They are both getting fatter and fatter too. They complain about their neighbours all the time too. Seriously I don’t get why. My mum especially is always paranoid that everyone gossiping about her. One time I was over at their house and we heard the neighbours in their backgarden, I didn’t give a fuck because why would I?!? but my mum suddenly FREEZES and says “SHHH we have to listen” and then goes on for about an hour speculating if the neighbours were shit talking about her. My parents are insufferable. I guess I DO love them but thinking of how shit they’ve been makes me pissed off. They basically set me up for failure. Their lives honestly suck now. But yhey seem to enjoy it.