Author: Macksepticguy
Meow was laying on her tummy on her pink bed, her cute cat besides her purring happily
“Haha Admin got FUCKED by my post again!” She said to herself evilly sniggering and tapping away on her phone.
*BOOM BOOM BOOM*
“NO DAD I dont want a KFC tonight. I’m trying to watch my figure!” Meow glanced at her reflection in the mirror and pinched her double chin
*BOOM BOOM BOOM*
“Dad fuck off or I’ll beat your a-”
*CRASH*
“Hey Baby..”
The silhouette of a tall man stood in the doorway. Meows nipple pricked up as the man walked towards her slowly.
“W-who are you?” she whimpered
The man walked directly towards Meows nightlight, revealing his face
“The names Charlie.. Charlie Kirk. Martyr of the left.”
Meow frowned.
“I thought your faggot ass got shot or something”
The man looked away like the guys do in animes and sighed.
“The world think I got Kirked.. But it was an elaborate plan with the elites.. A distraction.. And it worked. Soon the global elites will release Abaddon and his army of demons to overthrow “gods little perfect world” and destroy humanity forever!”
He bellowed out a villainous laugh and thunder crashed outside
“I knew it.. Something felt wrong I- I KNEW IT..”
Charlie raised his arm and gripped his hand like an anime guy again.
“All I need is a mate and you were chosen by the elites to be the perfect specimen”
Meow thought to herself for a second.. This would be a big opportunity for her to be queen of the world but it goes against everything she believes in.. she looks at Charlie directly in the eye… took a deep sharp breath in.. itched her nose.. blinked…
“Sure whatever”
Next 2 hours was them doing the nasty mostly a lot of Charlie saying “Eugh what the fuck is that smell!”
2 hours later Charlie are laying in bed, Meow smoking a cigarette.
“Wow that was amazing even for a 2incher! I totally got Kirked!”
Charlie scoffed “Yeah its all supernatural baby”
Meow adjusts herself to laying on her side and plays with Charlies chest hair with her finger, wrapping it around her finger.
“So when does the fun begin baby? When do we start shooting?”
Charlie took a huge hit of his blunt and chuckled to himself
“Hehe idk but I’m feeling political right now.. would it count or not count as gang violence?”
Weed smoke blows out of his shoulder hole and they both giggle.
Lamest Kirk story ever
release this shit to buy
lowkenuinely this belongs to museums, absolute cinema
Can someone tell me who meow is? Im not new to EUM but ive only just discovered these forums, ive been reading abit and ive been seeing her name everywhere can someone tell me the lore
Cassandra sucks Admins dick on a daily basis
it’s extremely fucking ridiculous how arrogant boys can be sometimes. for example. some normal ass mf who thinks he is a magnificently well rounded pervert because he likes panties and bouncy titties REALLY BELIEVES I would be interested in him on a level comparable to someone i view as the only living artistic genius. unmatched heights of presumption with zero basis except MAYBE one or two compliments at best??. be warned. this is what happens when your grandmother tells you you’re the absolute cutest most lovable organization of matter to ever exist. this idiot really thinks he is playing hard to get or something and completely embarrassing himself completely obliviously. if anything i would like to peel back the skin of his face starting from a lip then slowly sever his lower jaw so i could more easily access his esophagus and windpipe and slowly widen the diameter with a wine bottle so i could reach down his throat and try to remove his lungs through his mouth. after that i would find the tongue, slice it halfway and sew each side into a nostril before opening the body to see what happens to the rest of the organs when they have extra space inside a lungless torso. if i strung up the body like a pig, would the intestines slip into the cavity and surround the heart with shiny bloated ribbons?or would the silky fibers attaching them to the fatty yellow under layers of skin keep them in place?… Read more »
“The man looked away like the guys do in animes and sighed.”
How the fuck I m I supposed to imagine this now. Tsk.
trash post also I don’t smoke or smell
Amateurish and partly cliche yet it still provoked a chuckle from me with the line, “Next 2 hours was them doing the nasty mostly a lot of Charlie saying ‘Eugh what the fuck is that smell!'”
3 Droplets!
Man this post sucks ASS.
FUCK I MEAN MARTYR OF THE RIGHT whatever