Author: the sun's N1 hater
Summer can go suck a dick I keep having icky bugs come into my room particularly spiders and flies YUCK but had some grasshoppers recently which is kinda cool tbh. Apparently they’re suppose to be good luck in some traditions so fingers crossed! Getting the fuckers outside without killing them is a hassle though they stick to everything like glue. Flies are my least favourite around this time they’re fucking disgusting and I’m constantly paranoid they’re gonna leave some maggot friends or sit on my food with their shit stained little legs. Maybe these spiders could actually do their fucking job and catch them instead of sitting there on my wall looking terrifying. I constantly keep feeling crawling on my skin too which IK is just my brain playing tricks on me but man its fucking freaking me out I cant fucking sleep I fucking hate summer
insomnia is killing me. in summer its worse.
OMH gets talked about on EUM everyday. He’s the most popular subject on EUM because of his great movie reviews and lists. Jealous little assholes like Cole try to roast him but it backfires every time and just makes Cole look even more like a jealous little raging fucking faggot. You know it – I know it.
My cunt aches more than Coles because I get fucked up the ass on the street corner every day
Grasshoppers bringing good luck is an old wives’ tale just like your ears ringing means someone is talking about you (right for spite, left for love). You can believe whatever you want to believe, i.e. Armstrong walked on the moon, 15 year old Ruth Ann Moorhouse was let out of jail to the custody of George Spahn, an 85 year old blind man who was not her relative, who had drug addicts, bikers and thieves living on his ranch that the cops had under surveillance, the Sandy Hook kids really had their brains blown out even though all their parents were laughing and smiling everyday since it happened, etc.
One thing for sure that isn’t an old wives’ tale is that mentioning OMH in the title of your post would have boosted interest in the subject and more people would read it.