Author: Cum>water
“Audacity” headcanons
Either a super arrogant 18 year old or 35-40 year old who’s petty and mad about his age (likely the second option)
White
Straight and homophobic but probably jacked off to at least ONE man or at the very least gotten a boner
100% Right wing
Probably American (🤢🤮)
Thinks he’s above everyone and more mature than them (not)
Probably works at some type of construction job, dream job is possibly police officer
Desperately licks the arses of people who seem “powerful” (like Donald Trump)
Has FaceBook and Reddit (Possibly Twitter where it’s easier to post diabolical shit)
“These woke liberals”
Has one fucked up fetish
Either single with like 7 ex’s or has a black girlfriend (for some reason these types of guys usually go for black women)
Definitely racist probably says really snarky things on videos of people of colour committing crimes
Probably smells like smoke and a little bit of BO (rarely uses soap or deodorant)
😂🤣😂you could not be more wrong, about every single thing. Even if you were purposely trying to get it wrong. If you really wanted to know about me, all you had to do was ask. But I have a feeling you’re not actually interested in the truth. Oh well. You made me laugh anyway. So I gave you three 🩸 for amusing me. Hilarious shit right here.