Author: WTH??
bro my neighbor’s dog started barking in morse code and i think he was saying “the water is watching you” but also he might have just said “water is wet” but honestly who knows anymore
then the dog looked me dead in the eyes and blinked in binary. i counted 101101 blinks. that translates to “THE FLUORIDE IN THE WATER IS MAKING YOU GAY” in old school morse code but also in the new code where the government uses the dog’s tail wagging speed to encode the messages. i tried to record it but my phone just started playing the national anthem backwards and then it showed me a picture of my own face but disorted wth is going on the CIA are really angry today really reaaaallly angry
I hopped into a coffee shop And then my jaw dropped in shock When I saw a girl who had cool pants They made me want to dance I started to advance to tell her Until I heard a little voice say “Stop, you’re gonna make it weird for everyone in here And you’re gonna break her flow so you better just not” I said “You’re really dumb” And then she looked up and thought That I was telling her that she was really dumb I started to explain and then I said “I love your pants” And I was previously talking to my brain She said “I understand I made this pair of pants by hand And I believe that it is time for us to dance” And that is what we did We had a great time And all because I’d given a stranger a compliment Wait, what? I hopped into a coffee shop And then my jaw dropped in shock When I saw a girl who had cool pants They made me want to dance I started to advance to tell her Until I heard a little voice say “Stop, you’re gonna make it weird for everyone in here And you’re gonna break her flow so you better just not” I said “You’re really dumb” And then she looked up and thought That I was telling her that she was really dumb I started to explain and then I said “I love your pants” And I was… Read more »
I wondered off.. but found the way
OMH after Admin cuts his balls off: am I losing my balls?
Me after seeing OMH: EWWW AH FUCK WHAT THE FUCK EW SO GAY
Wha wha wha – WTF Admin? Notice anything? 2 votes – 1 star? I want something done about this – wha wha wha
I go out for walks late at night with my cat. I’ve noticed that as soon as I leave mh house – a car passes by. Meanwhile after there’s no cars. The government wanna kill my cat! Fuck them.
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