Admin Accurate Headcannons

Author: chad thundercock

I know two of these were made but after writing admin x obama I think my intuition has become more powerful
1.) admin is 29-37 years old
2.) from Central Europe, I lean towards Germany, Hungary, or possibly even Poland (maybe Silesia…. but he could be Lithuanian (which would be the coolest option) or even from a gay country like Spain. all I know is admin is probably European, worst case scenario would be Admin being British 🤮
3.) dirty blonde hair or straight brunette dull hair
4.) POSSIBLE facial hair, at least some stubble or EVEN A BEARD….
5.) 5’9 and 130-146 lbs, not very skinny but not fat just an average guy
6.) works in some sort of tehcnoclgaly it buisness stuff online ai stuff whatever those jobs are called
7.) contrary to popular belief NOT GAY, being an average guy he gets a few ladies here and there but there isn’t exactly an abundance of them
8.) 6 inches MAX, 5 inches more liekly
9.) has discord
10.) many people think he’s far right but I think he’s too open minded especially considering he runs this sight (I think he runs it in a morbid curiosity way but maybe who knows) I think he’s sort of slap dap in the middle but possibly leaning only slightly a bit right
11.) I feel like admin would like being dominated by a woman…. But not in an extreme way, I also have a feeling he has some sort of kink maybe like choking or piss
12.) Has a eyebrow cowlick

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16 Comments
Hector
Hector
August 12, 2026 9:43 am

I feel like Admin is like drosan or trooper from The Scene (2004)

Momo
Momo
August 12, 2026 5:13 am

hehehe the eyebrow cowlick headcanon makes me giggle

chad thundercock
chad thundercock
August 12, 2026 4:00 am

ok OMH mightve been onto something when he said my spelling sucks in my defense, i type so fast my fingers are like fast sausages

Repent repent repent
Repent repent repent
August 12, 2026 3:11 am

Oi Oi. I am far right (according to modern thunk) and open minded. In fact it is socialism (conflating everything) that creates restrictions on human behaviour.

Admin
Admin
Admin
August 12, 2026 3:05 am

Some of you keeping crying about being hacked but I’m actually getting nervous here.

Eyebrow cowlick: I actually have this strand that always grows well out and someone has to laugh about it before I notice it.

Rest of this might have some accuracies but definitely a LOT of inaccuracies.