10 Ways 2 Cut UR Fingers

Author: dankrefreshment27

Ok so coming from someone who has cut off my fingers like I’ve only cut off like 5 of them I’m typing with one hand and I cut them all off in different and unique ways so basically not really top ten but like I will show y’all ten ways to cut off your fingers and y’all can test the other 5 ok so uea

1 (tested by me): smashing it with a hammer it until the fingers are broken/shattered and then cutting it off with a heavily sharpened knife 8/10
2 (tested by me): just straight up cutting it off with like a knife 5/10 (the bone is still leftover)
3 (tested by me) putting your fingers in a supper corrosive acid you got from the dark web by a guy named dimtri until the bone and skin is soft and then cutting it 9/10
4 (not tested by me) try blowing them up in some way
5 (not tested by me) putting your fingers again in a super corrosive acid and then after biting them off
6: (not tested yet) mashing them until it detaches from your main hand bone idk what’s it’s called and then using garden plyrts I think that’s what it’s called and then pulling them off
7 (not tested by me): putting a super dense titanium cube on your fingers
8 (tested by me): grab those ice skater shoes especially the really sharp special ones after using garden plyers to detach your finger bone and then try running it over your fingers really fast 8/10
9 (tested by me): I forgot because this time I was on drugs but I’m pretty sure I just bit them off 3/10
10 (tested by me): self harming on them and then waited for a sorta parasite thing to go in the wound to infect it and then going to the doctor to get it amputated (doesn’t hurt as much as the others) 10/10