Author: Family Maker
Headcannons for his WIFE
1. DEFINITELY into NTR, cucks, pathetic men. Cheats on OMH with a strong masculine man and imagines OMH is watching (but he’s mot, because he’s too busy making movie lists).
2. Deep down she hates him and is only with him for the feeling of superiority and the sexual aspect (cause he’s so pathetic that only women into pathetic men as kinks would like him).
3. Probably knows or has an idea of what he’s doing on here and thinks he acts like a 12 year old at times. If she does know what he does on here, she definitely thinks he’s chronically online, especially for a guy his age.
4. Enjoys the fact she has so much power over him but occasionally gets annoyed by how he seems to also enjoy being a powerless idiot.
5. This one might be a stretch but she’s possibly fantasised about killing him atleast once because he’s just so annoying. You just know he’s super pretentious irl.
Meow headcannons
1. Super kind to animals and really cool. Meow is definitely an animal person because she’s so kind.
2. Had multiple people ask her out but she prefers to be alone and always rejects them.
3. Has a cat or pet that she’d do anything to protect.
4. Really good hygiene. I feel like Meow showers everyday and smells super good. Also has long thick beautiful hair.
5. Really good at annoying unintelligent people on purpose
Awwwwwwwww
2 stars – 3 votes – holy smokes – what a fucking joke
2 stars – 3 votes – holy smokes – what a fucking joke
So I think the solution is:
Have a single post on one recurring topic.
New posts about the same person become a new comment thread on it.
I update the time of the post so that it gets bumped to the top of the heap. That way it doesn’t get lost in the rubble.
This won’t apply to stories like Santa etc which have chapters.
Meow has 3 holes Admin has 2… I’d rather go into the tightest one A-ADMIN IM CUMMING
I’m actually starting to believe that Old Mother Hubbard might be a troll and one of the smartest trolls on this website maybe might be Admin or very good friends with Admin I’d watch your backs especially if Admin really is some sneaky person..
Admin might actually be a giga hacker too and has a lot of information on us learned from the darkweb and living in a shithole eastern European country he had no choice to do that but to survive/
I think it’s time to start something like the ‘Admin bullshit’ thread. Will have to find a way to merge posts+comments. But Meow and OMH threads seem necessary.